h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 Okay. Ths is my first mesage. It's not funny nor interesting. sorry. I'm just typing in a message in the hopes that the guide will actually remember who I am for once. Everytime I start up the guide it calls me either stuart or nobody. No offence to Stuart I'm sure you're a really great guy. But it's just not for me. I'll stick with Ashling for the time being and perhaps some day in the future I'll give being Stuart a shot.

Is this enough?

Will you remember me now?

That's OK.
The guide just told me that I am Ashling and sent me to your homepage when I wanted mine.!!
I have to figure out how to get it to recognise me now.

Hey thanks for the message. I was kind of curious about whether anyone else got sent to mine as I did to theres. If you don't mind me asking what part of the world are you from? I keep getting sent to people (relatively) localy.