h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, per the annual tradition, the Relay For Life will be showing up in our quaint little town of Morton, Il.
Which is where I live.
For now.
Unfortunatly.
Right.

I couldn't help but think, that it might be neat if hootooers from the general area nearby (if you're not nearby and would still want to participate, that's great also ) could get together and make a team.

Ideas? Opinions? To me, it sounds like a good idea. Things may solidify more when more information on the event itself comes out...

Good luck my friend. It's too flippin' cold to...to, it's too cold to think. BRAINFREEZE!

Thanks, and good luck with the freeze.

*Hands to pandora.*

Oooooo...jussss what theordered!

Oh, and I really like *your* salt!

'Salt'?

Morton Salt. Ever hear of it??

Oh! Right. Like Morton Buildings. We're not related, though.

Then where does Morton Salt come from?

I dunno. The sea?

see.

'...Said the blind man to his deaf dog.'

I recall many years ago a blind man was arrested for driving! When the police dicovered the man couldn't see....they freaked out and asked why he was driving?! The man answered that his buddy was too drunk to drive! (the other guy was steering!)