h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Could you by any chance be a relation?

THANKS FOR DROPPING BY. IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT U DO. READ UR HOME PAGE. SO U CAN TELL ME WHAT SORT OF UR INTO. CHAT SOON.MUST FLY.

Hello again, sorry its taken so long to reply.Ive just had to go through about a 100 posts to find it.Im waiting for a keyboard so I carnt alter my home page.As youve noticed its not very informative & its also a bit morbid.Iam a good wizard whos friendly & helpful (ask my wife) , I like atsrology, alchemy, astronomy, Im 27 been married 2yrs & have a 6yr old daughter.Ive got 2 cats & 48 fish, the cats think the fish tank is a tv.Gota go now speak soon WW _x_

Hello again, sorry its taken so long to reply.Ive just had to go through about a 100 posts to find it.Im waiting for a keyboard so I carnt alter my home page.As youve noticed its not very informative & its also a bit morbid.Iam a good wizard whos friendly & helpful (ask my wife) , I like atsrology, alchemy, astronomy, Im 27 been married 2yrs & have a 6yr old daughter.Ive got 2 cats & 48 fish, the cats think the fish tank is a tv.Gota go now speak soon WW _x_

Hello again, sorry its taken so long to reply.Ive just had to go through about a 100 posts to find it.Im waiting for a keyboard so I carnt alter my home page.As youve noticed its not very informative & its also a bit morbid.Iam a good wizard whos friendly & helpful (ask my wife) , I like atsrology, alchemy, astronomy, Im 27 been married 2yrs & have a 6yr old daughter.Ive got 2 cats & 48 fish, the cats think the fish tank is a tv.Gota go now speak soon WW _x_

HI THERE WIZARD! I GOT UR REPLY.
3 TIMES OVER...LOL.
IM FINE.I C UR INTO QUITE ABIT MORE THAN I.
IM A SINGLE PARENT OF 4 KIDS.ELDEST IS 11,THEN 1O.THEY R BOYS,
THEN 9 & 22mths,THEY R GIRLS.
I DID HAVE A CAT,TILL A COUPLE OF MTHS AGO,NEIGHBOUR KILLED IT! HE WAS A TOM.
I ALSO HAVE AN ALSATIAN BITCH.SHE`S KEEN.DOESNT LIKE MEN,WOMEN & KIDS,THAT ORDER.
SHE WAS A CRUELTY CASE.HAD HER FROM BEING 8MTHS OLD.SHOULD HAVE DIED 3MTHS LATER,BUT SHE`S 9 NOW!
ALL SHE NEEDED WAS T.L.C. FEEDING & PROPER CARE.
I`D B LOST WITHOUT HER.SHE`S MY BABY..LOL.
I DONT WORK.HAVEN`T SINCE I WAS 22.
CHILDREN TAKE UP MOST OF MY TIME.
I WAS SURPOSED 2 FINISH MY NURSING COURSE,I`D DONE PART OF MY TRAINING WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNANT WITH MY YOUNGEST.
DID IT WHEN I WAS 18.
PASSED OUT..LOL.BLOOD.YUK..LOL.
BUT I CAN HANDLE IT NOW.COULD GO BACK THIS SUMMER 2 FINISH MY COURSE.3YRS IN TOTAL, 18MTHS IN COLLEGE & AND LOCAL HOSPITAL SAME,18MTHS.BOTH COMBINED,SO I`D BENEFIT DOING BOTH.
ONCE UVE HAD KIDS,U CAN DO ANYTHING.
WELL GOT 2 DASH SO PLZ DROP BY ANY TIME.NICE CHATTING 2 U.
LINDA XXX

Ooops, I think I got a bit carried away with the post button.I noticed u do astrology what star sign are u Im a scorpio.Youve got 4 kids r u insane!!! just two will do for me, Ive only got the one 6yr old & shes got the attitude of a 14yr old. C U Later mark

HI MARK.
IM A PISCES.WATER SIGN.
UR A WATER SIGN 2.
SO WE`LL GET ON JUST FINE.
AIR SIGNS R BAD 4 WATER SIGNS.
TEND 2 WIND WATER SIGNS UP.
EARTH,50/50.COULD B OK,BUT ITS MUGGY,CLOUDY,BORING.
BEST OF ALL FIRE.THIS SIGN CANT DEFEAT WATER.
IF IT TENDS 2 HAVE A PROB,WATER PUT IT IN IT PLACE,CONTROLS THE ATMOSPHERE..LOL

IF U HAVE A PARTNER,WHAT STAR SIGN R THEY PLZ.
WHAT IS UR DAUGHTER.I CAN TELL U WHAT SCORPIO DAD IS 2 THEIR KIDS.

I LOVE CHILDREN.
ONLY ITS HARD WORK BEING SINGLE.
EVERYTIME IVE HAD A PARTNER,THEY`VE BEATEN ME.
BESIDES I GIVE AS GOOD AS I GET.
MY ELDEST 3 R 2 1 X-PARTNER 7 YRS AGO.
THE YOUNGEST 2 ANOTHER,WHOM IVE NOT BEEN WITH 4 2 YRS.
I AM C-ING SOMEONE KINDA NOW.
BUT WEARY!
IM NOT A BAD PERSON 2 ANY 1 OF THEM.
THEY JUST THOUGHT THEY COULD TRY TELLING ME WHAT 2 DO,JEALOUSY ETC.
DROVE ME MAD.BESIDES I DIDNT PLAN ON 4 KIDS & BEING SINGLE.
AT THE MO THE KIDS HAVE A SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROB.
THEY GET WORSE AS THEY GET OLDER.

I KNOW WHAT U MEAN ABOUT UR DAUGHTER.
MY ELDEST DAUGHTER IS 9.
V.BITCHY.
I COULD GO ON & ON,BUT WONT.
IM ACTUALLY HAVE A ROUGH TIME WITH THEM AT THE MO.
SO MY MOOD ISNT GOOD.
SO SORRY 4 RAMBLING ON.
THEY JUST DONT KNOW HOW LUCKY THEY R IF IM 2 B HONEST.

WELL GOT 2 GO NOW.SORRY 4 NOT REPLYING STRAIGHT AWAY.
LIKE I SAID IM HAVING A FEW PROBLEMS.
IM LINDA BY THE WAY.
CHAT SOON I HOPE.
BYEEE
XXX

JUST REALISED I`D ALREADY TOLD U MY NAME IN PREVIOUS MSG...LOL
TAKE CARE,CHAT SOON
LINDA
XXX

Hi linda, I hope things get better 4 u soon & u find someone who will love & RESPECT u.Ive spent all morning designing a pagan tattoo for a friend, spent the rest of the day having a nightmare at work & now Im here catching up on posts.As u know Im a scorpio, my wife is gemini & my daughter is libra.Ive been reading a book on palmistry, theres more to it than I thought.Going to have my t now even though it is 10pm.Any time u need to talk to someone just give me shout what ever the subject.Speak soon mark _x_

HI MARK.
SORRY I DIDNT REPLY STRAIGHT BACK.
STIL HAVING PROBS!
KIDS PLAYING UP-I SAY 1 THING-THEY DO ANOTHER.
IM BEGINNING 2 LOSE MY PATIENCE WITH THEM NOW.
I DONT SMACK THEM.BELIEVE IT
MAKES THEM WORSE,BUT FEEL LIKE IT
SOMETIMES.
IVE GROUNDED THEM,TAKEN PERSONAL BELONGINGS,LIKE
THEIR T.V`S & COMPUTERS!
DIDNT WORK.
STOPPED TREATS.SO IF THEY CARRY ON I FEAR I
MAY LOSE MY COOL.
I DO HAVE SOME1 WHO RESPECTS ME.
BUT IM NOT USED 2 IT.
HE`S NEVER HIT A WOMAN IN HIS LIFE.
HE`S OLDER THAN ME,SMALLER 2..LOL
KIDS HAVE ONLY JUST MET HIM.
I KNOW ITS NOT HIM,PROBABLY
THE FACT THAT IM WITH SOME1.
UR WIFES A GEMINI..
SPLIT PERSONALITY.
DONT KNOW IF SHE`LL READ UR
REPLY,BUT SHE CAN TEND 2 B A WEE
BIT SELFISH 2.
GEMINI ALSO R VERSATILE,QUICK-WITTED
COMMUNICATORS,THE TWINS R 1
OF THE DUAL SIGNS.
THIS MEANS THEY R CAPABLE OF SAYING
1 THING & DOING ANOTHER WITHOUT ANY
INTENTION OF BEING UNTRUTHFUL.
THEY HAVE GR8 IDEAS ABOUT
COMMUNICATIONS-THE INTERNET,FOR INSTANCE
-BUT LITTLE PRACTICAL FOLLOW-THROUGH
APPLIES INGENUITY THOROUGHLY & STEADFASTLY
COULD B ARGUMENTATIVE OR SARCASTIC,A
KNOW-IT-ALL
MAY B VERY CLEVER AS FEARS
LACK OF INTELLECT
AIR SIGN.
SCORPIO FINDS GEMINI CHATTY & QUITE SHALLOW
SEX IN THE SUN SIGNS-MUST STOP ALL THAT
CHATTING & KISS/MAKE LOVE...LOL
NOW 4 URS:
SCORPIO-SCORPIOS R SEXY.THEY`RE ALSO
OBSESSIVE,STRONG-WILLED & COMMITTED.
THEIR WORD IS THEIR BOND.THEY LIVE
LIFE INTENSELY,OFTEN FILLING UP
EVERY CORNER OF THEIR EXISTENCE WITH
EXPERIENCE.
THEY MAY HAVE RADICALLY DIFFERENT IDEAS
ABOUT SEX,INTIMACY & THE AFTERLIFE.
THEY MAY SEEK OCCULT EXPERIENCE.
SEX IN THE SUN SIGNS-SOULFUL
ENCOUNTERS OF THE FERVENT KIND
NO 7: OFTEN INTELLECTUAL,7s R
SECRETIVE & RESERVED.THEY PREFER SMALL GROUPS,
& KEEP FEELINGS 2 THEMSELVES.
SCORPIO DAD WITH LIBRA-FINDS DAD
WILL ULTIMATELY RESPECT SCORP DAD`S FIRMNESS
LIFE WITH A SCORPIO DAD CAN B HEAVEN OR HELL,
DEPENDING ON HOW THINGS R HANDLED.
HIS DESIRE 2 EDUCATE IN THE WIDEST SENSE
OF THE WORD WILL GUARANTEE A FRUITFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH A NATURALLY
DISCIPLINED CHILD.
BUT 2 MORE FREE-SPIRITED CHILDREN,THE OVER-DEMANDING
SCORPION MAY SEEM LIKE AN OGRE.
THE KEYS 2 GETTING ON WITH A SCORPIO DAD R KNOWING THE
LIMITS OF BEHAVIOUR & ACCEPTING HIS ADVICE.
A SCORPIO DAD WILL ALWAYS JUMP AT THE CHANCE 2 HELP
OUT WITH DOING THE HOMEWORK.
HE IS ALSO EAGER 2 B A CONFIDENTE IN MATTERS OF THE
HEAD,HEART & SOUL AS HE RELISHES THE CHANCE
2 PASS ON HIS WISDOM & STRENGHT.
IN L8R LIFE,CHILDREN WILL APPRECIATE THEIR SCORPIO FATHER
4 HIS STRENGHT & INTEGRITY.
BUT SCORPIO DADS MAY FIND IT HARD 2 TRULY LET GO OF THEIR GROWING KIDS.
HEALTH TIPS:-EXCERCISE: PHYSICALLY ACTIVE SPORTS LIKE FOOTBALL,TENNIS OR SKIING GIVE
SCORPIOS GOOD OPPORTUNITIES 2 STRENGHTEN THEIR LEGS,ANKLES & SPINE.
THEY ALSO APPEAL 2 THE SCORPIO LOVE OF COMPETITION & THEIR NEED 2 WORK OFF THEIR STRONG EMOTIONS.
DIET: SCORPIOS NEED PLENTY OF PROTEINS 2 KEEP THEIR DIETS ON TRACK & STOP THEM FEELING HUNGRY.
DRINKING PLENTY OF WATER IS A GOOD WAY 2 CLEAR OUT
THE SCORPIO SYSTEM
LIFESTYLE: SCORPIOS CAN B V.SELF-DESTRUCTIVE,THERE4 SUFFICIENT TIME FOR REST & RELAXATION IS VITAL 2 GIVE THE
BODY A CHANCE 2 ENERGISE & RECUPERATE
ALTERNATIVES: AROMATHERAPY CAN DO WONDERS IN HELPING
SCORPIOS GET THAT MUCH-NEEDED RELAXATION.
HOMEOPATHIC CALCAREA CARBONICA,WHICH BENEFITS THE BONES,WILL HELP DEAL WITH THOSE
PROBLEM SCORPIO LEGS & THE SCORPIO URINARY TRACT COULD DO WITH SOME NUX VOMICA
ENTERTAINMENT: SCORPIO & GEMINI-ANYTHING 2 KEEP GEMINI QUIET 4 A FEW HRS
UR A WOMANISER IT SAYS HERE..LOL
HAVE N EYE 4 A PRETTY WOMAN,EVEN IF UR MARRIED! SO I`LL HAV 2 WATCH U..LOL
MONEY: LOVES-BEING IN CONTROL OF MONEY
KEEPING HIS ACCOUNTS SECRET
SECURE INVESTMENTS
HATES-TALKING ABOUT HIS MONEY
TRUSTING OTHERS` JUDGEMENT
BEING CHEATED


IVE ONLY DONE PART OF UR ASTROLOGY.
I NEED 2 KNOW WHAT YR U WAS BORN IN?
WHAT UR WIFES IS ALSO?
I CANT DO UR DAUGHTERS,BUT CAN TELL U HER CHINESE SIGN,IF U G

A bit of advice count to 10 if that doesnt work try 100000000.I wasnt expecting quite so much info, but it made a very interesting read & as I like reading I read it 3x. So ur a pretty woman then mmmmm... & Im a womaniser ooooooh.... I feel like james bond now. Dare I ask what 'nux vomica entertainment' actualy is? what is it the suspence is killing me, please, pleeeease, pretty please with big cute fluffy bunnies holding a very big box of chocy. Right then here r the dates u requested. Me_22/11/74 wife_16/6/76 daughter_10/10/96. C U L8R Mark _x_

HI MARK
UR THAT EAGER 2 KNOW,SO THOUGHT I`D MSG U STRAIGHT BACK.
PUT U OUT OF UR MISERY...LOL
WELL,I DONT EAT CHOCYS AS I DONT HAVE A
SWEET TOOTH..JUST A SWEET SMILE...LOL
NUX VOMICA IS ACTUALLY IN THE DICTIONARY,
IF U WANT 2 LOOK IT UP.
ITS A SOUTHERN ASIAN TREE,WITH A POISONOUS FRUIT!
THE SEEDS OF THIS TREE,CONTAINING STRYCHNINE.
LATIN 4 NUX IS "NUT" & VOMICUS 4 "VOMIT"!
STRYCHNINE IS A BITTER & HIGHLY POISONOUS VEGETABLE ALKALOID
OBTAINED FROM PLANTS OF THE GENUS STRYCNOS(esp,nux vomica),
OCCASIONALLY USED AS A STIMULANT!
SO I HOPE IVE ANSWERED UR QUESTION?
I CAN C FROM UR LAST MSG,UR A BIT OF A FLIRT!
OR AM I WRONG...LOL
I`LL DO THE REST OF UR READING 2MORO MARK.
IM BEAT.
I AM A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN(& IVE BN TOLD..LOL)YES.
SO TELL ME WHAT U LOOK LIKE & I`LL
DESCRIBE MYSELF,IN A WAY IVE BN TOLD,THAT WAY THEN U CAN FIND OUT
4 URSELF. UR B`DAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME DATE/YR AS MY X..LOL
NOW THATS SPOOKY..LMTO
WHICH JAMES BOND WOULD U LIKE 2 B?
I PREFER SEAN CONNERY...MMMMMMM
ITS THE VOICE..LOL
IF UR ASTRO SAID UR A LADIES MAN,WHETHER MARRIED OR NOT,
THEN U MUST B..LOL
ONLY U KNOW THE ANS REALLY?
CHAT 2 U SOON
LOVE LINDA
XXX

IVE ALSO NOTICED UR WIFES B`DAY
IS THE SAME AS MY YOUNGEST.I JUST
CAME BACK IN 2 NOTE DOWN THE
DATES U GAVE ME.
LINDA
XXX

HI MARK
UR DAUGHTERS CHINESE SIGN IS:
RAT-RESOURCEFUL & EFFICIENT,
RATS ADAPT 2 MOST SITUATIONS QUICKLY.
HARD-WORKING,THRIFTY,BUT GENEROUS 2 FAMILY
& CLOSE FRIENDS,THEY LOVE COLLECTING THINGS
& R SUCKERS 4 A BARGAIN.
THEY LOVE A BIT OF A GOSSIP,BUT KEEP
SECRETIVE ABOUT THEIR PRIVATE LIVES.

I CANT GIVE U A READING 4 HER AS SHE`S
ONLY A CHILD.
BUT U SHOULD GET A ROUGH IDEA OF HER PERSONALITY
BY WHAT IVE JUST PUT.

UR WIFE IS: DRAGON
INSPIRATIONAL & CHARISMATIC,THIS
SUPERNATURAL BEAST WILL SEEK 2 CHANGE THE
WORLD.EGOTISTICAL,ECCENTRIC & PROUD THEY MAY B,
BUT THEY ALWAYS ATTRACT FANS.
THEIR IMPETUOUS EMOTIONS & POWERFUL ENERGY CAN LAND
THEM IN TROUBLE.
COMPATIBLE SIGN 4 DRAGON IS:
TIGER/RABBIT

CHINESE MOON SIGN: DRAGON
DYNAMIC & HEADSTRONG,DRAGON MOONS WILL BLOW OFF DOORS
2 GET WHAT THEY WANT.
PASSIONATE,POSSESSIVE & DRIVEN,A LACK OF INTROSPECTION
MEANS INSECURITIES REMAIN UNEXAMINED.
DRAGON MOONS WILL RESCUE MAIDENS & PRINCES ALIKE,& THEN
EAGERLY CONSUME THEM

COMPATIBILITY DRAGON & RAT(little 1) EXCELLENT! LOTS OF FUN & SHARED ACTIVITIES
DRAGON & TIGER(u) FIREWORKS! A DAZZLING COUPLE WITH POTENTIAL 2 LAST.

CHINESE SIGN: TIGER
ADVENTUROUS,DYNAMIC,COLOURFUL,POWERFUL & PASSIONATE!
THE TIGER IS ANYTHING BUT DULL.
THEY CAN,HOWEVER,ALSO B RESTLESS & IMPULSIVE.
WHATEVER THEY DO WILL B WHOLE-HEARTED.THEIR REBELLIOUS NATURE OFTEN
FINDS A POSITIVE OUTLET WHEN HELPING OTHERS.

UR COMPATIBLE SIGN 4 TIGER IS: TIGER
CHINESE MOON SIGN: TIGER
RESTLESS BY NATURE,TIGER MOON PEOPLE R ADVENTUROUS,PASSIONATE,
SPONTANEOUS & STIMULATING.2 STICK AROUND,TIGER MOONS NEED CONSTANT
EMOTIONAL & CEREBRAL STIMULATION.
OTHERWISE,THEY`LL STALK OFF IN SEARCH OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

ROMANTIC MR PUSSYCAT.HES SPONTANEOUS,CHARMING,PLAYFUL & ROMANTIC-
THE PERFECT TONIC.AND HE REALLY KNOWS HOW 2 MAKE A GIRL FEEL SPECIAL.
INFACT HES SO WONDERFUL,FULL OF LOVE,LIFE & SHEER EXUBERANCE THAT U WILL
WANT 2 SETTLE DOWN & KEEP HIM 4EVER.& THATS THE HARD PART AS MR TIGER JUST
DOESNT SETTLE DOWN.
COMPATIBILITY MR TIGER & RABBIT(little 1): THESE 2 WILL SUIT EACH OTHER WELL
IF THEY CAN ADJUST.
MR TIGER & DRAGON: EXPECT HAIR-RAISING ESCAPADES & A LOT OF PASSION.

BEFRIENDING THE TIGER: TIGERS CAN MAKE POWERFUL ENEMIES,SO ADVERSARIES SHOULD B CAREFUL
OF THEIR NATURAL FEROCITY.
OPPONENTS: THEY R PROUD,WELL-INFORMED & QUICK 2 ANGER.
UNLESS YOU`VE PLANNED A TRAP CAREFULLY,ITS BEST 2 KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE.
CRUEL: THE QUICKEST WAY 2 MAKE AN INSTANT ENEMY OF A TIGER IS 2 B CRUEL OR UNFAIR
2 THEIR FRIENDS.
UNPREDICTABLE: TRY NOT 2 UPSET A TIGER-& DONT EVER TURN UR BACK ON 1.

THE TIGER & DRAGON: THESE 2 CAN REVEL IN EACH OTHERS APPROACH 2 LIFE.
MAGNETIC MR TIGER-PROTECTIVE,LOVING & SPONTANEOUS,MR TIGER BRINGS A WARM PRESENCE
2 HIS FAMILY-WHEN HES THERE
TIGER DAD IS BASICALLY STILL KID AT HEART,
4 BETTER OR WORSE.FULL OF FUN,PLENTY OF ENERGY & IDEAS,ITS HARD NOT 2 WARM 2 HIM.
IF THE WIFE IS NOT A TIGER,SHE MAY WELL COME 2 THINK OF & TALK 2 HIM AS 1 OF THE KIDS
AT TIMES.HIS CHILDREN WILL CERTAINLY ENJOY HIS ANTICS.
LETTING OFF STEAM:
HIS OUTBURSTS R BRIEF,& HE WONT BEGRUDGE HIS FAMILY BLOWING UP AT HIM.
HE 4GIVES & 4GETS MORE EASILY THAN OTHERS

THATS ALL THE INFO I CAN GIVE JUST NOW.
IF I GET ANYMORE,WHEN I RECEIVE IT,I`LL LET U KNOW.
ENJOY THE READ.
CHAT SOON
LOVE LINDA
XXX

Hi linda (moneypenny), well what can I say.Have we met b4? I carnt belive how accurate it is, Ive read the basics of astrology but I didnt realise u could get so many attributes right.Im just totaly blown away.As for the nux vomica I dont think they sell that at the suppermarket.Am I a flirt? mmmmm..... thats 4 u 2 decide, but I think u already know the answer to that one.If I was james bond it would have to be the smooth talking man himself sean connery.Now for the million dollar question, what do I look like? dum dum daaaaaa....drum role........would u like me to work my way up, or go down? Ill start at the top.Im a white male (slight tan),I have brown/blond shoulder length hair, silver/blue eyes, at the moment I have a goatee, Im 6ft3 broad shoulders, hairy chest but not to hairy, 6 pack, 9 & half inch , size14 feet & Im 14st9.If Ive missed anything let me know, Im going to have tea now oh yeah what is lol?lso speak soon mark _x_ (shaken not stired)

Hi linda (moneypenny), well what can I say.Have we met b4? I carnt belive how accurate it is, Ive read the basics of astrology but I didnt realise u could get so many attributes right.Im just totaly blown away.As for the nux vomica I dont think they sell that at the suppermarket.Am I a flirt? mmmmm..... thats 4 u 2 decide, but I think u already know the answer to that one.If I was james bond it would have to be the smooth talking man himself sean connery.Now for the million dollar question, what do I look like? dum dum daaaaaa....drum role........would u like me to work my way up, or go down? Ill start at the top.Im a white male (slight tan),I have brown/blond shoulder length hair, silver/blue eyes, at the moment I have a goatee, Im 6ft3 broad shoulders, hairy chest but not to hairy, 6 pack, 9 & half inch , size14 feet & Im 14st9.If Ive missed anything let me know, Im going to have tea now oh yeah what is lol?lso speak soon mark _x_ (shaken not stired)

HI MARK.
U DID IT AGAIN..SENT MSG TWICE..LOL
I THINK UR A FLIRT YES..LOL
LOL MEANS LAUGH OUT LOUD!
WELL FROM UR DESCRIPTION U SOUND V.NICE INDEED..MMMMMM.
I 2 CAN B A FLIRT.BUT CAREFUL WHAT I SAY OR DO!
GLAD U LIKED THE READING.IM NEVER FAR WRONG WHEN I DO
ANY READING.I ENJOY TAROT BEST.
BUT..IF I WAS 2 DO URS I`D NEED U 2
TOUCH THEM.GET UR FEELINGS IN THEM.AFTER IVE TOUCHED THEM,PUT IN
A FEW OF MY VIBES.
SEAN CONNERY EH!..MMMMMM..
UR A TEASE..LOL
WONDER WHAT UR WIFE WOULD SAY...
BESIDES IM 2 OLD 4 U..LOL
U SHOULD B ABLE 2 GET THE NUX FROM AN HERBAL
SHOP.IF NOT,THEY MAY NOT SELL IT.AFTER ALL,ITS DEADLY..LOL
WOULD FEEL BAD IF U TOOK IT & BECAME SERIOUSLY ILL!
WELL HERE`S MY STATS: IM 5FT 7.LOST 2 INCHES..AGE..LOL
IVE SEA BLUE EYES,DARK EYELASHES..V.LONG 2.
SOME PEOPLE SAY WHEN I LOOK AT THEM IM LOOKING THROUGH THEM!
SCARY.OR SOME SAY IVE COME 2 BED EYES..LOL
PERFECT TEETH,BEAUTIFUL SMILE,WHEN IM HAPPY.
SHORT BROWN HAIR.LIKE KAT SLATERS IN EASTENDERS,HAVE U CN HER?
BIG BONED..NOT FAT!!
TOP HEAVY..LMTO
33 INCH LEGS..CURVY FIGURE(NOT FAT-NOT THIN).
SIZE 7 FEET.
WEIGHT AROUND ABOUT SAME AS U..LOL
I GET PARANOID ABOUT IT,SINCE I HAD BABY!
SHES 22MTHS NOW,STILL HAVENT LOST MOST OF WEIGHT ID PUT ON!
I STOPPED SMOKING 4 2YRS.STARTED AGAIN AT XMAS.WHEN I WAS 6WKS PREGNANT
I STOPPED JUST LIKE THAT.
IM GOOD-LOOKING.
SEXY VOICE-DIRTY LAUGH...LOL
SO IVE BN TOLD YET AGAIN..LOL
I COULDNT STOP GIGGLING WHEN U PUT THE SIZE OF UR ANATOMY
DOWN..LOL
I WOULDNT DREAM OF ASKING A BLOKE WHAT SIZE HE WAS.
NOT OFFENDED THOUGH..LIKE THEM BIG..
SLAPPED MYSELF..NOW IM GETTING HOT & BOTHERED! TUT TUT..LOL
I DONT THINK UVE MISSED OWT.
I USED 2 B A SMALL 14 IN CLOTHES.NOW IM A 16.
MY BRA SIZE HAS JUMPED FROM A D 2 A DD OR E,DEPENDING
ON DESIGN OF UNDERWEAR!
IM STILL FULL OF BREAST-MILK,DUE 2 ME JUST STOPPING LITTLE 1s
FEEDS ON A NITE.SHE PLAYS WITH THEM 4 COMFORT.BUT PAINFUL 4 ME..LOL
SO STOPPED!
WANT 2 B BACK IN MY SLIM WHITE JEANS/LEATHER 1s 2..MMMMMMMMM
BUT MY NEW PARTNER WHOM IVE NOT BN DATING LONG WANTS ME 2
STAY LIKE THIS..
I CANT,ITS NOT ME,NOT HAPPY...
CHAT SOON MARK
ANYTHING ELSE U WANNA KNOW,JUST ASK.IM BROAD-MINDED,NOT EASILY OFFENDED!
LOVE LINDA
XXX

hi, I tried to reply earlier but couldnt, so Ive put another entry on your space. _x_mark_x_

U PROBABLY COULDNT REPLY B`COZ OF MY LONG MSG
-READING I SENT U.MAYB NOW U MIGHT B ABLE 2..LOL
I JUST GOT BACK IN AT THIS END.ITS PLAYING GAMES WITH
ME.BUT I WONT B BEAT..LOL
HOPE U HAD A GOOD DAY AT WORK?
IVE JUST BN 2 DOCS THIS MORNING
WITH MY MUM.
IM GOING 2 DO THE CHORES NOW.
JUST HAD 2 COME BACK IN & TRY AGAIN..LOL
LOVE LINDA
XXX