h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my adopted country for the Euro championships got of to a great start,

I could spend all day talking about the quality of Henrik Larsson, but I'll just say..


Come on Sweden!!!!

Good choice

All the best looking and most talented people are Swedish..Henrik Larsson, Freddy Lumberg.....Me...

I didnt know you were Swedish?

You pulling my leg?

Actually I'm only 1/4 Swedish! My Grandmother is Swedish...

My whole family is Blonde Hair and blue eyes though! Even if a dark haired person marrys into the family, the result of the offspring is Blonde hair and blue eyes!!

We are dominant genes!! Taking over the world!!

Ahem....

So hows you?

Ah, that would explan the blonde hair then, suppose you do have that Swedish kinda look.

I used to be blonde (curly), kinda faded out ny the time i was around 9.

Im fine thanks just passing my days in this place, I finish next Thursday, getting nervous now.

Hows things over the water then? Enjoying the football, interestingly who are you going for England or Sweden?

Things are very , I'll drop you an e-mail and fill you in on the gossip!

Actually I've been supporting both, but good ol' England has to be my first priority! (I'd get linched if it wasn't!! )

Did you here about the riots in Croydon when England lost to France? Bloody hooligans on my doorstep .... Not literally you understand!

I just can't fathom why they would go on a rampage and trash their own town?? Neanderthol springs to mind, I would much rather that they hopped a ferry and went on the rampage in France.... would have made a little more sense...

Sooooo next Thursday eh? Very exciting! So whats the plan stan after that?

Sure its the same here, its coming up to that time of year when 1/2 of N. Ireland goes on holiday, shops close, bars are empty, streets quiet and places getting wrecked. To show there anger they burn the local shops, steel neighbours cars, block roads, gather rubbish for bonfires, and wreck+stink out the local area!

Luckily I'll be at Witnness!!!

Linched never really thought that was a word that English (or Swedish) people used,

Well iv got witnness on the 11th come back on the 12th, then America on the 19th Newyork, then around 2nd head down to Wildwood til the end of August.

I wont know if im getting into uni until mid August,

Any summer plans Genie?

GQ