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Post 21

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


smiley - winkeye Well, it doesn't really need sperlling out does it.

smiley - blackcat


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Post 22

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I dunno, it depends what sperlling is smiley - laugh

smiley - ale


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Post 23

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


P*ss off. smiley - cross

That's a special Guardian readers word and it means whatever I want it to.

smiley - blackcat


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Post 24

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Mm, I ought to have known such a word could only come from that stable. I dread to think what other words lurk in your lexicon.

smiley - ale


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Post 25

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


Lurk. One of my favourite words that.

smiley - blackcat


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Post 26

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Sorry, a being your size can't convincingly lurk anywhere.

smiley - ale


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Post 27

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


I beg to differ. Michael Myers could lurk with the best of them. I am only a tiny and insignificant smiley - cat.

smiley - blackcat


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Post 28

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I do wish the PTB had made the code for that . It would go so well with smiley - tit

smiley - ale


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Post 29

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


Well avoided admitting defeat there. smiley - winkeye

smiley - blackcat


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Post 30

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

*bows* I though that was quite neat. smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 31

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


Combined with a level of smut and innuendo as well, it was superb. smiley - ok

smiley - blackcat


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Post 32

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Well, not *that* superb, otherwise you wouldn't have noticed.

smiley - ale


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Post 33

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


Takes a lot to get one past me. Though not necessarily to get one over me...smiley - winkeye

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Post 34

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

*keeps quiet*

Oh look, a flying pig smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 35

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


Frankly, here in the Dreaming, I'd be more surprised by the sight of a non-flying pig.

Even if I have *no* idea what you are trying to suggest.

smiley - blackcat


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Post 36

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I've never met an innocent cat in my life...

smiley - ale


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Post 37

Calamity Schrodinger - The wild cat who walks by her wild self


Hnnnn, and you still haven't...smiley - evilgrin

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Post 38

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Exactly. I dislike cats at the moment. One of the little balls of Hell leapt off a wall and scratched my face earlier in the week smiley - cross

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