h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here's a thought for next time you eat at MaccyD's;

'Contains genuine animal products. warning: May contain nuts.'

Don't *do* that you toe rag! I took me ages to remember who you are!

Just a passing figment of your imagination.

Or a cooze, depending oh who you listen to.

A cooze? Is that some odd southern thing I'm unfamilar with?

I *think* it's european. My mate Spikey is very fond of it, so it may even have Romany origins. Basically used to describe a woman of loose morals.

Ahh, a bawdy lass. Fair enough, won't argue with that

Them bloody s get everywhere don't they?

Yes, thats about the size of it. For some reason having an appetite for life is looked down on in some circles of the Faerie Court. Gits.

Multipling sharks eh? You want to watch that, I'm sure a cat would be a nice snack for 'em

Just be smug in the knowledge that you're having more fun

Hmm, I think the thing that they object to is the having more fun and being loud about it afterwards...and during actually.

But but but... being noisy's part of the fun

Well yes. Couldn't agree more, but those in high places (and being the illegitemate scion of the royal house, one is very well acquainted with those) tend to think it makes one common or something.

Bxxlxcks to them, is all I can say to that

I think that was one of the things they were objecting too actually. Or maybe It was just the fact that I was flushing their little inter-dynastic marriage plans down the khazi...

Well, not many people, posh or not, liek having bxllxcks waved at them...

I can think of worse things. Really, I can. That unfortunate incident with the satyrs, for example...

Possibly don't want to know..

Only *possibly* don't want to know?

This is me you're talking to.

It was disgraceful, even by my standard, but those satyrs can be very...persuasive.

Say no more dear girl, I can see where this is heading..