h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi. Lance Boyles here. You know me only very vaguely, I am a member of the Misfits. Top page and that. I have been admiring your fish for some time. Can I have one? If you don't say yes I'll be forced to make one myself and it'll look shitty. I know there's a waiting list for these things, but I'm willing to wait a couple a weeks.
If you need something to put on it, go to my userpage. There's a design up top that I quite like. The thing in a box.

Thanks,

Lance.
"sic transit gloria mundi"

Hi Lance. I can do that. I wouldn't want you to have a shitty-lookin' fishie. That would be bad.

Hey, thanks! Could you let me know in this forum when it's done?
Thanks again,
Lance.

*shocked*

that language wasn't very lady-like!

*un-shocked*

ok, I'm over it

Was my language ever lady-like? Well, so okay. I was quoting.

"Nothing....wrong...with a little... creative...quote...in...g (pages 3,7,19,200,201,354-5)"

oops, chalk this one up to skimming rather than reading.....failed to see Lance's unladylike comment......

I was shocked as well. Lance, try an' be more ladylike or maybe I just won't be able to make that fish, eh?

I can't get to the top of your page... HTML Vampire- is that a trick or is my comp. just slow?

"Whaddaya want me ta do, dress in drag an' dance tha Hula?"
The page works OK for me, and some people I sent it to can see the stuff... How do you mean you can't get to the top of it? But wait, I'll give you the base URL for the graphic in question...
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Suite/5552/H2G2/digit2.jpg
Note I dont want the bit with my name on it