h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dave, the moment has passed.

aka - Very funny.

Have you come to any sort of a decision yet then, Saturnine? There are still some ideas not removed from the list, eg something pink, something on Canada (has anyone even done the dual nationality issue?) and, given your knowledge of novelty hair-pieces, perhaps there's scope for a who/when/how/why/where of wigs. If you want to run even closer to the site guidelines, there might be something on "marital aids" or the setting up of such shops which could possibly be done without getting too explicit. Has anyone covered all uses of the head-scarf, kerchief as neck warming/decoration or robbery aid (masks of all sorts go in one direction from there and hats/ties of all sorts go in another).

Well, I believe it's an entity in itself.

Nope. Not decided yet!

Well, keep in mind, a traveller might have a thought in their sleep: "Go see Saturnine" - á la Zaphod Beeblebrox/Zarniwoop. And so, they consult the Guide; And what comes up on a search for 'Saturnine'? (I'm talking in Entries here, not Researchers)

This is what they would find so far -

From h2g2: A1112211 Finding and Eliminating Fleas on Your Cat (Aug 27, 2003)*
From h2g2: A1084655 Bento - Japanese Food (Jul 28, 2003)**
From h2g2: A1053901 First Kiss, Last Kiss, Best Kiss and Worst Kiss (Jun 5, 2003)***
From h2g2: A529986 Grooming Tips (Mar 7, 2003)***
From h2g2: A950258 'Stigmata' - the Film (Feb 21, 2003)
From h2g2: A902495 'Antichrist Superstar' - the Album (Feb 10, 2003)
From h2g2: A848685 Kissing with Confidence (Jan 31, 2003)***

* - Was finished by a whole bunch of nice people after my cat died.
** - Editor's choice!
*** - Collaboration entry

So other films and albums are viable ideas for you. I forgot the favourite artist idea when I was trying to remember the ones you hadn't yet ruled out.

Ahhh. True. *has a think*