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Lesson #2 : Don't go offline randomly for a whole month and still be subscribed to Ask H2G2...

The backlog, that YOU ALL CREATED for me, took about 18 hours to clear up.

O' my...

Lesson #3 Don't bother clearing the backlog.



Thought I hadn't seen you about recently. Welcome back.

Noggin

I sincerely feel that the single mindedness and determination of clearing thatb/log is to be admireds a t u r n i n e

I am too anal to have not cleared it all up. It would have festered in my brain...eek! The thought!

I should have a prize or something for doing it, yes I agree...

Have a , a and a ... actually I'm feeling generous so I'll take the back.

Welcome, welcome!! This place just got a little airier and brighter.

*Emerges from a four night running fog of alcohol and cannabis fumes.*

F*ck. Never try and outdrink medical students. And definately dont go out the next night. I think I've finally done it. I think I've got rid of all those meddlesome brain cells.

Party on Friday

*Collapses into recovery state.*

At least you're alive.

re : party, while we're on the subject, I'm trying to work out whether I can still make it. Not quite sure how I can get home afterwards...unless you are planning to let it go on until sunrise...

ah the joys of medical students,i always beat them

The art of sofa sleeping becons methinks...

The party goes on until it dies, and Id expect a fair few people to easily make it to the next morning. However, there will be no sofa, or any furniture apart from my futon, a stereo and possibly a table and some decks. That way nobody can wreck any of our stuff.

So basically the only place for sleeping will be my bed, which will hopefully contain myself and a young female.

You're welcome to crash on the floor, but i wouldnt imagine it would be very comfortable seen as its all wooden floors, apart from the stairs. And even though their carpeted I wouldnt expect theyre very comfortable.

Oh, and Diablos, you obviously dont know the medical students I do.
I mean, Im known for being an alcoholic pisshead on the metal scene round here...

I think the problem was I did actually outdrink them. Spectacularly. It was at the drinking games stage of the party and they were drinking this wierd concoction made of everything poured into a bucket. I was drinking my special concoction of half-pints of vodka, topped off to a pint with Red Bull (mmmm, a 50/50 mix ) I wasnt gonna join in, as there was no way I was gonna drink that sh*t. But we were all drunk already and I got sorta sucked in. And ended up pretty much downing two of these lovely drinks.

At some point later I passed out in his toilet (not , just where I passed out) for about 1/2 an hour. Then spent the night out on the town sat down, staring into the middle distance.

Oops, I didnt make that clear, I should learn to preview. I downed two pints of 50:50 vodka redbull, in about four gos in quick succession. Not two pints of nasty student concoction.

ive actually yet to find my limit so i dunno

probably right about the med students tho

Bob - Yeh, I guessed that. I'll see what I can work out. If not, I probably won't be able to make it. No great loss.