h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Happy Jesus on a Stick day!

A four day weekend!!! I love the Christians...

I've got a tab with Jesus!!!

Jesus the kebab man let me have my usual last week when I didnt have any money! Had to pay him back last night though...

The Satanism messageboard I use has a "Who would you crucify" thread going on right now...

Jesus on a stick! Keep him in the freezer for a handy frozen treat!

Not my term I am afraid, but yes.

I often think how lazy it is to mock Christianity...

Ah. Well. Maybe you aren't thinking along the same lines as I am.

Who's mocking? I'm marketing.

"Jesus-onna-stick! Demi-deisicle!"

Christianity is a faith with which you are familiar... by going to Primary School you have been familiarized with the doctrine of a faith that is our defacto state religeon... Familarity breeds contempt... you are harder of Christianity because you know it so well, all religeons deserve contempt IMO. The Anglican faith is one of the more harmless doctrins...

That's an assumption. You should try and steer away from assumptions, especially when you are levying an accusation alongside them.

Which assumption is most bothersome? I made more than one assumption. And offered an opinion.

That I am harder on Christianity because I know it well! How do you draw that conclusion?

I don't actually express 90% of my views on things, on this site. You have right to sit there and imply I have a lazy mental atittude when you don't really know my views/standpoints that well.

If you want to make a point, don't assume.

ooooh

We're mocking Christianity, because we're right in the middle of an official Christian public holiday, if there was an official holiday for another religeon (most of which I know a decent amount about) than we'd be mocking that I suppose...

Hajj - Muslims stand in a circle and throw stones at a pillar. Stampedes occur in small tiny enclosed spaces and thousands of people die. All to throw stones at a pillar.

There you go. Muslims are thick too.

Anglican faith harmless? Listen man, ive been in a lot of anglican churches, and ive seen that anglicans are pretty devoted to the their faith, theyre boring people and since theyve got nothing else they put god in a lot of their life.

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ehehehe doors are so cool

still high

forty seventh of decebuary and im still baked!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

hope the bathroom doesnt smell like pot

eheheheheee

beatles are too

psychedelia rules

i likey psychadelia!!

yes...

like jimi hendrix

that guy was ALWAYS stoned

stoned as I am now which to tell you my friend, is pretty damn STONED!


woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!








is this annoying??
















it must be






ever heard that smash mouth song...im stoned...hehe..WERE ALL FINE WERE JSUT GETTING HGIH!!

im done gettin high im high now!!



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Its NORML to smoke pot hEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE









did you know that you can make drugs out of banana peels? id like to try it





taht and many6 toher secrets are in me and my friendses GREAT BOOK OF PHILOSOPHICAL CRAP!!!


most effort ive spent


cool eh ill tell you more when im straight!!


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Id rather you didnt.

How old are you? 14? 16? Let me guess, someone gave you a joint a month or two ago so you've decided to be obsessed ever since. Dont worry, you'll grow out of it...

In the end, you'll just come to accept the pot as part of your life nothing to shout about. I dont shout about drinking heavily every weekend, I dont shout about smoking non-stop through the week.

And Im sure I could easily outsmoke and outdrink you. But hey, we'll let you believe what you want. Im here happy in the knowledge I know more about this wondrous plant than idiots like you will ever know.

They dont call me Bob The Farmer for nothing...

i apologize for the prior post. ill try not to get on h2g2 while "impaired". Besides, Im not obsessed.

i apologize for the prior post. ill try not to get on h2g2 while "impaired". Besides, Im not obsessed.