h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

F**k!!!!!

When is the worst time for your film channel to go down?

When you've *just* got engrossed in one of the most violent Japanese films to date.

F**K F**K F**K F**K!

I need violence. I need Battle Royale. The first UK showing and my cable channel decides to f**k about.

Some us have to cope with 3.5 channels... but enouigh about me...

*Kicks Saturnine's cable for being a b!tch*
That'll learn it!

I cannot live without FilmFour. I need books, films and music to keep my brain in check. Otherwise I am a really really destructive force.

I'm currently thinking about burning things. And crying.

You cannot imagine how p**sed off I am. I've been waiting for that film to become available for me to see for months now.

O' I don't need to imagine I know precisely where you are coming from...

Find something expendable and destroy it, if you need to...

*Offers a calming *

Must be

Be one with the... s a t u r n i n e

Oh no, here we go...

s a t u r n i n e

That's what we love about the Great s a t u r n i n e ... so easily pleased... V low maintainance

...good gas mileage...high resell value...low interest financing...

T'is a shame I already have an owner guys...

My dear Saturine. My my aren't we having a tantrum! Does bubsy wubsy want her telly welly to work?? How depressing!

Has he/she kept you well maintained? Oil changes every 3000 miles, tire rotations every 6000?

*eyes the stranger suspiciously*

*turns back to Wampus*

He just gave me my first all over check, and I believe I came out sparkling.

Ah, very nice.

*wonders who that rude stranger was*

Not seen him around in a while... goes about seemingly feeling sorry for himself but no concern for the feelings of others, often offer opinions where he has nothing to qualify or justify them...

Still... a fair point... more important things to get worked up about than temporamental TV... but then we all know that but it's still bloody annoying at the time...

Of course it's a fair point. But I hold a certain importance to my of films...especially extreme/Japanese cinema...

So do I... and I'd've been bloody miffed also...
If I ever made it to Bristool you may have wanted to lend me the recording...

It may make it onto C4 as Film4 promotion soonish...
*Hugs*