h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why do I always come back feeling somewhat shortchanged by the exhausting shopping trip?

Bought :

Zwan album - the limited edition one with the DVD. I don't have a DVD player, but heck. I will one day. (IT ALSO HAS FREE STICKERS WITH IT!! So Zwan are officially the best and nicest band in the world. Free stickers just clinched the title )

Deodrant/Body spray. Once more I can smell like a lady.

Candles (they were reduced)
Manilla and clear folder things.

and hair lightener/"scalp soother" () I do mean to go blonde. I just haven't got up the courage yet. So at least I have the stuff now. Into the cupboard it goes...

Oh. And some Refreshers. Because they were 25p.

Still got some cash left, so when I find some more energy, I'll go and get the rest of the things I need to get. Something to do on Saturday. Oh, and my purse broke. It was gorgeous - a deep brown crocheted zipper purse. The zip went. I'll not be able to find another like it

So I'm sat here looking at the Zwan album, rubbing my hands with glee and wondering when I'll dye my hair. And I ache. I walked all the way into town, all the way around town, and then collapsed at the bus stop.

OH *and* I saw a collection of Coop artwork for £35 that I know won't stick around in Forbidden Planet long. Boo. I want it. And the Ghost in the Shell poster. One day, one day...

Ah, shopping! Therapy for one and all

Sounds like you got some bar-goons there?

I am sooooooo with the stickers. I stickers...

Just wondering when to do my hair now. Hoping it doesn't go yucky and brassy...or burn...

Like I have said before, I think you would suit the bleached-almost-white-with-dark-roots look. Very Darryl Hannah in Bladerunner.

Says you, who has never cast eyes upon me! The miracles of technology and the imagination! I guess. It's just something to do. Means I can dye it purple Which isn't very responsible.

Purple all over or just in spots? I trust you have matching socks!

Alas, they wore away at the toes. I miss my purplestripeysocks.

Sounds very Pippi Longstockings.

My favourite are my bright blue poly ones, but I am wearing ones with black heel and toe, grey sole, and the rest white.

Heehee. Bigfeet.

I am wearing my original white/black stripey socks (circa 1999) that have holes in the side, but oddly enough, not in the feet. They have seen clubs and pubs and school and things.


I *really* like knee socks. I can't find the ones I want though - plain black. Can get stripey everywhere now, but not plain black. *sigh*

btw, I have no articles of clothing that are older than you.

Well, my father's rings.

I find guys wearing rings a little myself. Except wedding bands, but then, that's wedding stuff for you. Romance...

Don't wear them, just have them. I have odd skin for most metals, my watchstrap in velcro. I don't wear *any* kind of jewellry.

"odd skin"??

Are you a ?



I like to wear necklaces and rings and bracelets. I have chubby fingers though, so it's a pain finding rings that fit. And I like silver, not gold. Gold is tacky I realised earlier that I have quite a lot more necklaces than I thought and not enough bracelets. Must be rectified in the future...

Due to the alien's influence my skin is slightly acidic.

It always produces something that irritates my skin, no matter what metal. That and the fact that I have the tiniest bit of web on my fingers (oh, here it comes!) that gets irritated by rings. I had a favourite watch that had a metal band and I managed to eat through the lettering on the back of it over 5 years. Just a freak I guess.

*hears some bluegrass in the distance*

Were your ma' and your pa' interlinked by that ol' DNA stuff? Were you born with a tail and two heads?



Should I be worried about my own delicate skin coming into contact with your freakishly erosion-causing liquids?

*tease*

True, just like the watch (which I wore when I was working) if you were in constant contact with my sweaty skin sixteen hours a day, you might develop some problems........then again you might have problems of your own!

*thinks about that for a while*

....if you were in constant contact with my sweaty skin for 16 hours.....OK?

Am I really this dense or do I just write in another language now and then?

Just perving.

*kicks crappy email*

Oh, ya wee little perv. Just my cup of