h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...which basically consisted of 4 emails from the wonderful stunning h2g2 moderators telling me I had had a posting removed. Only they were the same posting. Cheers for that guys.

And an email from high f**king highness sighing "Well, I tried" (How have you tried? - I replied). And the knowledge that my CD was sent back to me this time last month and is therefore lost in the post.

Whose responsibility is that? Mine or his?

What a c**t of an inbox.

Then we get onto the dream I had just before I woke up. I dislike dreams. I do not like seeing the inside of my mind. But it involved school, and a person who I still ache for, but nothing can be done about that. And a painting of red, and people, and houses falling away into a river.

What a strange mind I have.

You reminded me to write that article on dream analysis

But that aside, which posting was it? I mean, you always (as far as I can see) star-out your swearing, so I'm lost for why it was pulled...

I hate my inbox aswell. Full of Junk Mail. thing...

Oh I said that a certain section of society should be macheted...

And quite right too!

Although your preferred section of society may not match up with mine I won't list them because I can't be bothered trying to get my inbox to work... Or in fact attempt to retrieve the junk mail and h2g2 e-mail from it.

This was meant to be a serious conversation thread!!! I have a problem that needs solving!!!!

I know, but I can't help cheering places up where I visit, I don't get on very well with problems, I tend to try to cheer people up rather than help them solve their problem, which is a pity, because I've been said to be a good listener - and who can't pull off an 'Agonly Uncle' act better than Joe Dutch Holland?!

*agony* being the operative word. I did catch him reading the sports news by the way...



I need people to help me on this one.

My CD is lost in the post apparently

Not happy.

Wait a while longer - the post is really late around this time - I just got a CD I ordererd a week and a half ago from the internet which uses Royal Mail for delivery.

If nothing comes, sue royal mail. Or at least threaten to. Get on the blower, as collins'd say - Stir some s**t up - they'll get it for you, trust me, the irate customer approach always works
(I know you've been waiting a hell of a long time already anyway...)

It's been a MONTH!!!

I don't want to deal with any of it, but it is a limited edition CD, that I knew I shouldn't have taken up

I know it has, I can and do read, you know

Get on the blower then

Or get someone else to do it, if you just can't be a*sed.

To who?



I can't deal with this!!!!!!!!

Royal Mail...

My sentiments exactly...