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Hello Windy, question, am I too late I'm happy to make up for lost time, if I can be pointed in the right direction.
spud

Well, hallo Spud! Welcome to the madhouse! Of course you're not too late, mate. Don't know if you've 'researched' this far yet but Alan and Zaphodista are both registered here as, obviously, am I. I can pass on messages for Gail and also for Alex (Delamain) if you wish. Sorry this is so short, I was just on my way to peruse the 'boards' when I thought I'd pop in here first - glad I did. Hope to hear from you soon - either here or there!
Regards, Windy.

Hi Windy, please could you just say hi to Gail and point her in my direction
spud

Hi Guys, As Zaphodista said elsewhere: "You can publicise yourselves shamelessly here." but none of the Zaphodistas here is THAT Zaphodista. I mention that to save any confusion or embarrassment. More interesting information (before I get out of your way) if you want to restore your anonimity now you've got email contact, you can re-enlist as new name researchers; but you'd doubtless figured that. If you want to compose a reply in Word to use the spell checker, copy it into Notepad or Wordpad before copying it as a reply. That way you'll avoid the irritating *&"! things that crop up from Word. As you clearly have a love of English I invite you to click on http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F19585?thread=100569 It's a mammoth thread started by an American lass who is a fan of Radio 4 in general and the 6.30 pm programmes in particular. This is the second half of the contributions. The first half was referred to the Mod Squad (not sure whether it's the same team [Hi Guys!] but I fancy not) when the beeb took over the old h2g2.com. Don't be daunted by the size, just dip in. There are some interesting and amusing entries. Pip, pip. :-)

'Ere plagueyboos, oo are orl these stoinge folks thern? 'Ave you bin a norty boy orn those chatterbox loins agern arnd invoited therm orl home?

Now you jurst sirt yerselves down arnd admire Nanny's Degas views whoil Oi meks surm tea and scorns for you orl.

*pulls kitchen door off its hinges*

Oh moi, 'ow dird thart 'appen?

Oh, Nanny,

Thankyou for the and . They are delicious as usual. I'm sure you'll get to like my new friends if you don't frighten them to death first.
They prefer and to drink but after seeing what happened to the door I'm sure they'll be on their best behaviour.

Worl, if you says so Master plagueyboos, but dorn't orl those arlcohorlicks drinks 'ave a bard effect orn Mirster Mustard?

Oi read thart in the Chicken Merdical Journal they sernt you insteard of those norty Henhouse margazines you trois to hoid frorm old Nanny.

*brings in kitchen door laden with all manner of alcohol and sits on it*

'Elp yourselves, burt dorn't go merkin' a merss or Nanny'll floi off the 'andle