h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We have just entered negotiations with the Klingon ambassador. No. 1 was reluctant to go aboard the Klingon ship until I explained to him that Klingons aren’t the tangled balls of fur and faeces found on a furry animal’s posterior.

LOL ROFLMAO!
are you sure? i've never seen any conclusive evidence of the hairiness, or lack thereof, of the posterior of the species known as Klingons. its possible 'Klingon' may have started as a nickname given them by other cultures. but then again its just as likely to reffer to the static levels of their garb, or perhaps an aspect of their mating ritual.

say, do you have any paintings posted online anywhere? i'm a painter as well, and also a fan of Bosch's. do you like Giger's work? the denial and procrastination clubs were cute i will not maybe possibly get around to not looking into not joining them at some point... maybe
ciao
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