h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here's the links you wanted, enjoy!
- Join the crew of h2g2's own pirate ship, 'The Blood of the Zaphodistas': http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A579684
- Got something that's yours and yours alone? Claim your Keeper title here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A441596
- Fancy some politics, try the Terran Embassy: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A473898
Oh, and one last thing:
*Drops a large brick on Oblivion's foot*
Sorry about that, It comes with the job... Byeeeeeeee

Oh yeah, one other thing, if you click on someone's nickname, you'll be taken to their homepage, good huh?
Try it out and take a look at mine, I think you'll like it!
And don't feel bad about the brick, I'm sure there's a around somewhere who can help.
Or you can try my new bionics...

Hey Oblivion, when you get on here, use the 'Pirate Ship' link, I should be there, k?

Hello *throws the brick at wargamers nuts*.
Sorry comes with......well nothing. Im going to get myself a title of the keeper in a second so thanks for the help and ill send you a letter later. Toodles.
*and with that oblivion runs off screaming MUTANT LEGUE GAMES HERE I COME!!!!!.

You're taking your time, I haven't seen any messages there yet, what's taking so long?
Oh, and one last thing
*Aims his Railgun at Oblivion*
NO unneccessary Violence without my permission, got it?

Go to the 'Pirate Ship' and follow the links to sign up (I can't remember the actual name) and enjoy!

Use the Link 'Captain's prive quarters (sign up here)'. Easy!

Thanks John. Im on line now so go to a link and tell me which one so we can natter. Oblivion

Hey Oblivion! Sorry I missed you put the sheep wanted me to build some tanks for them (beware! the revolt is at hand!).
I should be here tonight, but I won't be here at the weekend (I've got a big order to fill, plus Hanger 1 needs rebuilding after Claymore went mad ). If you ain't here tonight, maybe I'll see you on Sunday!