h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, my ILF friend can go and boil his bottom! I have found a female suitable for the preliminary stages of a spousal relationship! Heh-heh. Turns out my date he stole is somewhat of a playerette. Heh-heh. I should feel bad about that, but bitterness is okay in small doses. Anyway, God bless girls!

Well, I personally think that the female you've found is quite suitable: pants, jacket, vest... the whole shebang!

Have you said anything adorable to her lately?

I think you made the right decision. I mean, the date sounds like she was a tramp from the beginning. You're much better off with someone who truly adores spending time with you and cares about you immensely. Could the harlot have appreciated your well-tuned sense of humor and clever wit as much? Where twigs are concerned, you got the long end of the stick.


Shebang indeed.



Woof.

I must agree with you on several points here. The Harlot would indeed have been a terrible person with whom to align myself; fortune did smile upon me and granted me someone whom I geniunely find endlessly intriguing and easily loveable--I could spend hour upon happy hour in the arms of my love.



Woof!