h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A office decorated with black wallpaper and a velvet carpet appears at the lower left corner of Vulpix's page. this office has a simple black desk, a metal filing cabnet, a phone, a dartboard, a juice bar, a computer, a desk chair, and a door that leads to the equipment room.*

*Walks in, sits down and waits for a client* "Mabye I'll get a drink from the juice bar."

*a lady wearing a soaked drenched macintosh walks in and puts the computer down on the chair, she then turns to sit down*

Yahoo! A customer! Whatcha need?

*cries heartly into hands*

It's a long story...

*fizzle...fizzle...fizzle...*

Long ago, the great bought me a golden for looking after ewes, but...

*violin solo*

Some callous and heartless swine has stolen my and I don't know what they've done it!!!

Hmm, Golden eh? stolen? *Thinks* "I wonder how you steal a , let alone a gold one. oh, well. at least I got a case." *thinks/* "I'll take the case! Now, when was the last time you saw the ?"

It was a week to this very night...

*the lady stands up and looks out at the rain pouring down the window*

(I didn't know it was raining. Of course, I'm scatterbrained right now. So, I wouldn't know.) *is resisting urge to hide under table until rain ends* "Funny how *Twitch* rain pops up like that?*Twitch* Huh? *Twitch*"

it was a quite night, just like this with the rain pouring then all of sudden there were these bright yellow lights coming through the window, but before I reached the window......the lights were gone and...and so was my !!!

*Thinks* "Hmm, I wonder." *Thinks/* "Do you know anyone who might wanna get back at you for something?"

*thinks hard*

The Milkman...I've been drinking his milk!!!

*Eyes widen* Oookaaay, what does the milkman look like?

He wears a white hat and a white jacket and drives his float all over the place at four miles per hour!!!

Um, does he have a moustache? Is he short?

Oh yes, he has a small moustache and is round and plump, he has a patch over one eye and carries around a giant bag marked 'swag' that from a distance looks like some sort of on-land off-shore navigational tool, do you think there could be a connection???

Yeah, most likely.

Do you think you ought to pay him a visit???

Hmm, maybe...Yeah. *s off*

No-one steals my and get's away with it!!!

not if i can help it!!!