h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Honestly.... who could resist the urge to give the ouija board a little push? It would take a stronger human being than I will ever be.......

My friend, her sister, her sister's friends and I (giddy teens who have absolutely nothing inside their heads...I of course, had a special task that night) during a sleepover, had taken out a ouiji board that someone had brought. I immediately knew that I should be creul and scare the dim creatures out of their minds. My friend, let's call her Lily, had always *pretended* to have a connection to the supenatural. She told a stupid fake horror story involving blood and guts, then preformed a seance for a younger girl's dead cat (just don't ask. It's better that way.) Anyway, we were asking the sort of questions that teenage girls do. Who's sleeping with who (I kept conciously guiding the board to say 'Lily' and she made me stop be pushing me off the bed) and which stars were cavorting with which stars. After that, I suggested that weask about murders and such. We got a few humorous responses (all guided by me) but then, once day broke and we decided that we should get at least a wink of sleep because we were going to a theme park that day, I pretended to go into a trance. Scared the hell out of everybody, and woke everybody in a five-block raduis up.

The point to this story is that I was bored and slightly giddy . The end.