h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi i was just passing thru my names neil and live in wales currentley working nights and bored rigid,i must admit the warrior part is impressive but you fall down with the spiders.Nova scotia ? ive heard of it but to be honest couldnt tell you were in canada it is , north west poss? noticed a reference to soccer balls do you play or are they your little brothers if you have any?

hey what you up to been busy, make, me give us a visit. neil..

haylo there, the spider thing is nothing to be ashamed of as far as im concerned, and as for where i love its east coast, anything else?

well nice to meet you eventually,you say you enjoy hunting, hunting what?whats the reference to soccer balls do you play?nice to see you attend university is it going well.

if its legal i hunt it my friend, lol if i can eat it that is, and i used to play soccer but not anymore, i got banned back in high school cuz of a little incident, and well college is sure a heck as lot better then high school

if its legal i hunt it my friend,thats abit scarey and gung ho the incident inschool is intriging,what did you do shoot the balldo many of your friends hunt? what you do your spare time?

i kinda head speared their goalie cuz he tripped a friend of mine and broke his glasses, as for the hunters, everyone apart from one person in my town hunts, and spare time is slim to none as it is

when you say speared do you mean headbutted?also there must be some pretty nervous pantomine cows in your town.spare time i suppose you mean work from college is pretty intense.also is there enough game to keep everyone happy, the nearest we get to hunting is going to football matches.

no i mean that i speared him while my friend made a goal and we have no cows where i love, oh and football is a BIG thins over here too,
though personally i hate most sports apart from soccer,

when i said football,i meant soccer or am i just being pedantic,sorry soccer is the nearest we come to hunting and mean that were off to moscow hopefuly to watch wales play russia, and the authorities are threatening to lock us up for 2 years in a notorious russian jail for being drunk in red square what a threat!

well that is cuz russian prison is not fun

i suppose its not ,but it would be intresting to find,out there are suppose to be 3000 welsh supporters going to moscow,the red army confronting the RED ARMY only one result,da?

i guess so although i havent a clue what u mean, we canuks are kinda slow eh

hi how youcouldnt use system in work for a couple of days,hows the hunting going?have you been following any soccer recently?

good good, i dont usually keep up in sports anymore i dont got time

busy in college i expect ,any exams coming up ,or are you still studying? all work and no play isnt very good for you ,try and take things a little easier

im behind thats y im worken so much, i was in the frat house in a while so im like a month behind

im sure youll come through, any plans on what to do when you leave college?

once im completely finished im going to be trying my hand at becoming a professional psychologist

hi, hows u caught up on your work in college yet?hope so i think you need to slow down and take it easy it will be there tomorrow