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Fenchurch M. Mercury Started conversation Feb 8, 2000
A tale of Love...
Danger...
and the Forbidden.
Coming to an operahouse near you, it's:
Richard Wagner's
LOHENGRIN
With John Cleese
as Lohengrin
*and the rest of the Monty Python Cast*
-*
"I'm sorry, sir, but this swan appears to be dead!"
"Dead? It's not dead!"
"It's not dead? It's bloody nailed to the boat!"
-*
"Go on."
"What?"
"Tell me your name."
"Tell you my NAME?"
"Yes. Go on."
"I will not!"
-*
Modern Twist?
Zed Posted Feb 13, 2000
LOL! 
go on Fenny, we need the next bit, don't stop!
Show us the rest, pleeeaaassee!!
H&K
Z
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Feb 13, 2000
But... that was the beginning and end! Okay... I'll do a middle part... hmmm...
Ortrund, played by Terry Jones, and Esla, played by Michael Palin :
O: "Burgular! BURGULAR!"
E: "Pardon me?"
O: "Burgular, Madam."
E: "Oh?"
O: "I'm a burgular. I'd like to come in and take your stuff."
E: "Are you sure you're not a Pagan?"
O: "No, I'm a burgular. I'm here to burgle. It's what I do."
E: "Are you positive you're not a Pagan? I think you're a Pagan."
O: "I'm not!"
E: "Well, alright then."
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