h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I speak on behalf of my Vice Mayor and myself when I say that we are your rulers.

Discuss.

A "Mayor of Vice"? What do we want one of those for? I thought we'd been investigating vice in fair detail in our leaderless state hitherto...!

And why would we want a couple of rulers? One's probably enough. I didn't picture you as a thin foot-long plank, Fenchurch, but if you insist...

"You are our overlords!"

Everyone rinse and repeat....

Funny, I first read that as "rise and repent"

Repentance is good. Rising might make a short person like Fenchurch - at all of a foot long - feel a little insecure, however...!

ahh, so she's more of a mini-fen. I see

Well, THAT'S a great way to treat your ruler, guys! Thanks! I especially like the part about me being one foot tall, seeing as I *already* have a height obsession so intense that I am forced to submit to wearing silly looking shoes.

No mini-fen! We don't gnaw on our kitty.

Whay hey, someone I am taller than , (sorry Fenny)

Nuh-uh! Not with these shoes! . How tall are ya?

Most of my "friends" would have you believe about 2 foot, but I am about 5 foot 7ish...

HA! I *am* taller than you, by an inch without shoes, a foot with them! (Okay, so maybe four or five with them... )

Na-na-na!!

So why do you think you are short again???...

This is *America*! We like livin' large! j/k...

I don't really know why, it's just one of those odd, unfounded mental ticks everyone has. *glances around warily* Everyone does have them, right?

Of course, I'm full of them LOL

Funnily enough, Mayor Fenchurch, you're about the same height as me - and I don't feel short... Could be a handy attribute in case of assasination attempt, too...

Try not to feel too insecure about our glorious leader's peccadilloes, Shorty: she's just trying to assert her short-ass self in a world of BIG people! Maybe this is a mental tick of its own...?

My cat has a mental tick, it jumps around like a maniac...or have I got the wrong end of the stick???

Hmm... you only have to be 5'7" to be a model.... Just sharing (laughs sporky, at 6'3"

Actually, I did know that. I'm in SoCal, remember, where trends are dreams are realities are nightmares. I know many who have been pulled into the scam they call 'modeling' and are now drowning in floods of debt, expensive makeup (you'd never imagine the number and variety) and self - pity. This is why *I* decided to take up foriegn politics, instead.

Now get your tall arse outta here, your height's buggin' the normal folk.

Can't argue with that, lets have more short people, ban been tall..., I'm sure with your Mayoral powers you could swing that...