h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well done!

for Hoovooloo!

Azara

YAY!

It were diff'rent inth old days. Yud raat an entry, an itud ang around int Peer Review fur bloody AGES, an folk'd come an argue, an ava go at thee, an call thee names, an all sorts. An then, if tha were lucky, some scout'd recommend it, and thent subeditor'd come along and change all't words around so it weren't even in proper English, like, and tha'd afta go after't b****r and ava go at 'IM. Then what that b*****'d finished wi'it, bloody editor'd come along an add some extra stuff wot 'ad nowt to do wi'it at ALL (an then tha'd afta raat ANOTHER entry, to explain THAT, like), and tha'd afta go an ava go at 'IM, an all.

I hope everyone's getting all of this.

Nowadays, tha's got it easy. Tha raats summat, folk laak it, it goes in. Subeds do a good job, editors doon't go interferin', and everythins all 'appy, clappy. Tha don't know tha's born. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, when I were a lad we 'ad to write a whole entry every day just to stay members, and they'd never get picked, and the Editor'd come round yer 'ouse and thump yer if yer made so much as a spellin mistake. IF YOU WERE LUCKY!

Yay! I'm going to have to think of something else now, I think I've only got one thing left in PR! Any ideas?

H.

Iknow someone who has an unbeatable 58er (but then again we do play by getting the number of points your enemy has when you destroy him + 1) but he beat my 11er and im getting revenge by soaking another one in a mixture of water, salt, mustard powder, milk powder, lemon juice and vinegar.

(me) he beats me... an idea... then ive beaten him wahey im a 59er (probably fictionalisation, im rubbish)