h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You may as well keep your Journal Space empty for all the good it does. When does anyone ever look at someone else's journal space and reply. I can tell you, hardly ever.

Aha! But this isn't my space, I am an accidentally created six foot chicken, the result of a mistaken guess at my password. My parent never wanted me

Hmm, now you come to mention it, I've nothing in my real journal either. They took down my theory on death avoidance after moving to the BBC.

I quite agree about the journal, no one ever reads them. The only plainsong I know is Snoopy versus the Red Baron

Hello Nanny, I'm sure your parent wanted you, r e a l l y ????????? Oh, but then, cluck, cluck, maybe not. Do you cackle and scratch and put your head under your wing ? when you aren't reading boring replies on h2g2 that is? But wait, let me put it - plainly - isn't getting a reply, any reply something, no matter how innane. Wish I had a spell checker on this, at least on 'Word,' although all the red and green lines somewhat mar the effect of what I've typed it does stop me making a total fool of myself. All this clucking is about innane, you know, one n or two! Can't put any faces in, I've never got round to finding out how to do it. Take {} as a big grin. And don't go laying to many eggs you'll do yourself a damage. All six foot of you.

Along with vanishing for a week or two at a time with that sexy Rocky from Chicken Run (who would ever think that he was once a boxer?), I have been known to cackle and scratch, yes. I'm currently unable to put my head under either wing ever since they were clipped following the great laxative in chickenfeed scandal. I'm still sensitive when someone mentions hen runs.

After Easter I've had enough of eggs for one year, thank you very much. I don't think I could get off the ground now if they put rocketfuel in our feed. That was how Yuri Eggarin became famous you know.

As for spelling, let he that has never made a typo cast the first steno.