A Conversation for Gnomes
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Don't ask Started conversation Nov 11, 2001
Gnomes are bald. They are also short and talented with machinery but most importantly, they are bald. They also have annoyingley large heads and short beards. Do not confuse gnomes with dwarves who are taller, have longer beards, smaller heads, drink a lot, and enjoy mining and blacksmithing because they get to hit things(okay that's not really the reason).In Magic: the Gathering gnomes are generally artifact creatures (machines, for those who don't play the greatest card game in the history of the world.Ok WoTC, I said it, now where's my $100)and gnomes in Everquest are one of the more intelligent races, and experts at tinkering. They are short and bald. That's all you really need to know. Short and bald. Short and bald. Short and bald. Short and...
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