h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

here i am @ the human school pretending 2 b human somehow i think that the humans have worked out that i am different 2 them being a human teenager is not all that easy rite now i am being fored to take exams even though their examz can not measure my alien intellience from the school i have come up with an idea that stopping off at a human school while hitch hiking around the universe is not a good idea although u get hot meals for not much money the food is not that good and u have to wait in long lines the children are horrible and u get kicked out at nights there is no place to relax and u aren't allowed to sleep newhere!

Humans schools - Do not enter!

Here i am still at the human school and updated my view of the place

its still horrible but i have found something worse than the schools itself

The School Bus!!!

this is a horrible method of transport to and from the school it is like a small space ship on wheels designed for 50 people but 100 can be stored in this place

no food is provided
no sleeping arrangements
you have to pay to be stored here
you are kicked of miles away from where you started and no where near where you want to be
it smells
it leaks

This is definitely worse than the school

Do not enter the school bus