h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I said little people are always called Simon (in response to your query about why you named a little girl Simon), not that people called Simon are always little.

And yes, you have successfully derived my theory that everyone is, in fact, called Simon. It's just that when some people stop being little, they choose to hide their real name.

, ami being called a little girl?

I think you misunderstand, Spook. I'm not calling _you_ anything. Mind you, that could be taken as an insult too...