h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just can't sit down for five minutes and can't get to sleep at night. I'm always jiggling my foot or playing with something. I'm full of beans all of a sudden. I'm never full of beans - I'm lazy! I went out for a cycle and still feel restless!

What's going on?

Sounds like you're excited about something.

youre exited about the honney badger moon

My driving test isn't for another fortnight and I know I'm not bothered about that just now.

Your driving test is in a fortnight? Won't you be in Portugal?

RF

It surely thereby must be inherant or at least imporant or maybe indigiously specific not related or maybe so, to that which is to happen maybe its the baguette man?

Isn't Portugal a bit far to go to do a driving test? Isn't it outside your local centre's test area?

That's what I've been like for the past few days I've been happy and in a near constant good mood, full of energy too. Though I've not done much about it like you and excercise. I've just grinned a lot and had people pointing at me.

I've started eating a lot of pasta again, maybe that has something to do with it

Maybe you've got reverse flu. Next thing you know you'll go around wearing red and white checked gingham dresses, with army boots, have a little penguin friend called Mr Flibble and have hex vision.

I haven't got reverse flu!

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot. My driving test is on the 26th and we fly out to Faro on the 27th.

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But I'm a lady!

Your point being?

B

I don't do those icky ladies things

Women always say that.

I blame the large quantity of toys they keep in their top drawer.

B

What, pants, bras, socks and vest tops?

Gosh. I didn't realise girls wore vest tops above the age of 15.

B

Uh-oh, what have I said?

It clearly sounds as if you need a good rest, maybe the strain of the election is just too much, perhaps you should stand down

Never!