h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought I was going to have a heart attack earlier thanks to my small child. Upon turning the door handle to her room to check on her before bed, it turns out she's opening the door from her side at the same time. Cue a loud cry of "bloody hell!" and a fit of the giggles from both of us

They'll kill us eventually!

And who shouted "bloody hell"?

The small child, nighthoover, obviously.... they've been teaching her well

Don't worry, it was me who swore

You've not taught her to swear yet?! ... really some parents... talk about discharging their educational duty to their children
You'll be telling me next you've not got her off milk and onto vodka yet...

Vodka? Wouldn't whisky be more appropriate?

Nah, not at that age. Vodka is odor free and won't alert the teachers.

I tried her with wine but she doesn't like 'mummy juice'. I shall nip to the Co-Op for some Smirnoff this instant

I take it back... clearly an extremely responsible mummy there

Actually... Vodka was the first drink my Brother ever had... He was about five I think... and picked a glass up and drank some.... (this at Christmas) and utterd the words 'mmm like this' seriously... Well at least we knew then he had the family genes...

Advocat slips down much easier.