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I better not take the wee one out for a while...
fords - number 1 all over heaven Started conversation Jul 7, 2010
Today my little 
thought it great fun to play Jumping Off the Couch until she went face first into the floor and gave herself a cracking black eye. Better keep her in just in case one of the neighbours gets the social onto me! 
I better not take the wee one out for a while...
Vestboy Posted Jul 7, 2010
Joking aside front facing wounds tend to be written off by child protection people much more easily than backward facing wounds. Kids are forever falling off things and running into things and bruising and cutting themselves. Something catching them from behind is much less likely to be accidental.
I better not take the wee one out for a while...
I'm not really here Posted Jul 7, 2010
*reaches for the phone*
*mutter mutter beating the poor child best step in asap*
I better not take the wee one out for a while...
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jul 7, 2010
She's always got a cut or a bruise. One day she'll knock some sense into herself. That's what we're hoping for at least!
I better not take the wee one out for a while...
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 7, 2010
Honestly. I go away for *one day*...
I better not take the wee one out for a while...
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jul 8, 2010
You'll have to go some to beat my 6 trips to A&E in a week. In the end my mother told the school that if I damaged myself again one of the teacher could take me in - she was frightened to show her face there again.
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I better not take the wee one out for a while...
- 1: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jul 7, 2010)
- 2: Vestboy (Jul 7, 2010)
- 3: I'm not really here (Jul 7, 2010)
- 4: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jul 7, 2010)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 7, 2010)
- 6: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jul 8, 2010)
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