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fords - number 1 all over heaven Started conversation Jun 22, 2005
We had curry for tea on Monday night - and very nice it was too. Stuffed to the gunnels, I rolled into bed.
On Tuesday morning I was still feeling stuffed but thought that a good excuse not to eat breakfast. I get to work and need to go toilet, so off I toddle. And out came the biggest piece of crap that I have ever created - must have been a foot long at least...
I wish I'd taken my camera phone in with me.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2005
Dear BBC,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the above posting. I have eaten many Cumberland sausages in the past, but never again.
Yours etc,
2legs.
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Genie Posted Jun 22, 2005
I had sausages for lunch...
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 22, 2005
Were they nice?
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Genie Posted Jun 22, 2005
Very nice... but I can't get that picture out of my head now! 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 22, 2005
when I was but a young fish, and we did the duke of edinburgh's award scheme we used to have a competition to see who could produce the longest continues lump of turd, 'alfresco' as it were, one of my good mates, Danny always won, we got a bit concerned for him, one time he produced a turd a good 15 inch long, which was deposited behind a dry stone wall, in derbyshire I believe.... 
congradulations though, its a real achievment
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Jun 23, 2005
Eww!
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Mu Beta Posted Jun 23, 2005
Hee hee!
First time I went abroad, at the tender age of 10, I produced a 2-foot length, easily. I had to call my Dad to flush the toilet, and he described it as 'the length of a snooker table leg'.
My first soil on foreign poo.
B
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Jun 23, 2005
I think I'm going to have to unsub... I've got a dodgy tummy today and this thread ain't helping...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 23, 2005
A dodgy tummy, eh? Do come back and let us know what happens.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 23, 2005
I think this thread should be moved to teh 'games forum' 
we could start a new HooToo craze 
tape measures at the rady folks!
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GreyDesk Posted Jun 23, 2005
That would be much easier to organise if we all had German style toilets, with their 'inspection shelf' design 
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Vestboy Posted Jun 23, 2005
Walnut Whip anyone?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 23, 2005
not had a walnut whip in years at least I've some choc icecream for later
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jun 23, 2005
I love Walnut Whips!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 23, 2005
I think I'll have to see if they've got any next time I'm in teh shops this heat is bonkers.... its cooled down in the kitchen, so I had food, and yet its boiling to the point of breaking out in a sweat when you walk in to the room, in teh front room 
and simuarly hot upstairs 
I might have to eat some of that choc icecream soon
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Vestboy Posted Jun 25, 2005
Rainstorms have cooled things down considerably here (W London). We only had vanilla in the house (though a good vanilla is my favourite icecream).
Chipolata anyone?
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- 1: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 22, 2005)
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- 3: Serephina (Jun 22, 2005)
- 4: Genie (Jun 22, 2005)
- 5: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jun 22, 2005)
- 6: Genie (Jun 22, 2005)
- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 22, 2005)
- 8: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Jun 23, 2005)
- 9: Mu Beta (Jun 23, 2005)
- 10: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Jun 23, 2005)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 23, 2005)
- 12: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 23, 2005)
- 13: GreyDesk (Jun 23, 2005)
- 14: Vestboy (Jun 23, 2005)
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