h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After watching him him live in Gdansk (BBC4) and on Jools Holland (BBC2) I wish he'd stop pulling his bloody sex face when he gets to a good bit on the guitar, it's right offputting!

I still say "David Gilmour's Sex Face" sounds like the name of a racehorse.

Yea! I won 40 quid on David Gilmour's Sex Face  in teh 3.30 at Doncaster today! If ONly I'd placed the bet ealier in teh week I'd have gotten better odds....

What sort of face do you think he has when he passes a hedgehog?
Maybe he only has the one face

Phwaaaar hedgehogs randy little blighters... do it for me every time

Maybe he shits hedgehogs the further up the fretboard he gets? Poor bugger...

phwaooo hedgehogs! randy little blighters... do it for me every time they're on his fretboard?; lucky bugger

Oh yes, all the best deviants have a spiky fretboard made up of hedgehog spines

I've taken to using razor blades... and nails

And what sort of sound do you get?

Well..... its a kind of eeechi screechi wah wah twiddle twooo wahhh bastacha gazooonundahide noise I gues

no different to normal, then.

Someone who's heard my musical masterpieces.... you know yesterday.... the day before today.... there is a gap normally* between day before and day now... when people sleep... damn, I corgot to do the sleep thing whisky before I go to the bakery for breckfast, or whisky after* I go to teh shop for brecy.... tricky questions always cause a quandry.... I'll just pull my Gilmore sex face and everything will surely work out

That's going to be your signature move now for evermore

*pulls another Gilmore eex face*

Phwoar! *rubs legs in excitement*

*does a double Gilmore sex face combination*
*twiddle twiddle squeeescha* <musicalnote*
*Gilmore sex face*

Use the whammy bar!

*kazxaweeeeeeespoge*!
(that was using the whammy bar*)
*putlls on another sex face*

I've heard of two faced but this is gong a bit far.