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My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Started conversation Mar 4, 2004
I can see an almighty bruise developing on my right arm. I haven't taken the plasters off yet, but it looks like I'm going to have to field some dodgy questions for a while! The girls at work said my arms look like a junkie's (cheers, girls!) and I almost fainted today. Well, it was my own fault - I cycled to work and seeing as the only thing I'd eaten since giving blood was two shortbread biscuits, a Goodfella's pizza and two cups of tea, it was to be exptected I suppose 
But I really felt like ripping the plasters off and letting the blood flow today. That girl at work is a bloody liability and I really don't know how much I can take of her. It really isn't fair, I work bloody hard and on top of my work I have to fix her mistakes, and believe me there are a hell of a lot of them. The girl doesn't have a clue, but unfortunately I do 
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 4, 2004
Cheers dude 
Sorry about that, I just had to rant. I get so wound up sometimes 
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 4, 2004
A clockwork fords! 
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 4, 2004
Shaddap or I'll have to inflict some ultra-violence on you 
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 4, 2004
Steady on, don't go exerting yourself - you've lost a lot of blood. 
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 4, 2004
Well, 3/4 of a pint isn't that much really, and my bod's had 24 hours to make it up
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 4, 2004
In that case...... I'll shaddap.
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 4, 2004
Aw! and I was looking so forward to giving you a damn good thrashing..
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 4, 2004
I'm not sure about ultra-violence though... maybe we could start with some light violence and see how it goes.
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 4, 2004
Sounds fair enough
*taps EV on the shoulder*
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 4, 2004
Hmmmm....
*pats fords on the head*
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Serephina Posted Mar 4, 2004
'ahem'
you really are a numpty! i hope you've eaten now..
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 4, 2004
Don't pat me on the head!
*Pokes EV in the eye*
How'm I a numpty anyway?
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 4, 2004
Ow! 
I'd say that's medium violence now.
*tweaks fords' nose*
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 4, 2004
Oooyah!
*Stands on EV's foot*
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Serephina Posted Mar 4, 2004
For not eating n then cycling to work! *poke*
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 4, 2004
Oh yeah, that 
I honestly thought I was going to fall over when I got there, and that numpty girl goes 'oh, maybe you should go to the doctor for an inhaler'. Just as well I was out of breath as I'd have told her to f**k off 
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 4, 2004
Owwww!!!!
*pulls fords' hair*
My right arm's gone blue and there's nothing I can do
Serephina Posted Mar 4, 2004
An inhaler? durrrrrr.. did you have enough breath to kick her?
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