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fords - number 1 all over heaven

Friday night - I got drunk, we went to the Cavendish and I danced myself silly, Kate Bush style.

Saturday night - I got drunk, met a guy who wanted to sell me Viagra ("it works just as well on you burds, honestly!") and laughed until my head fell off.

Sunday night - Hungover, tired and unable to keep any solids down.

Still, a very enjoyable weekend all round. Roll on Friday! smiley - cheers


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Post 2

HappyDude

why stop if ya having fun smiley - smiley


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - erm Which bit do you have to stop doing?


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Mister Matty

Stop doing it, then. That's another problem solved. On to the next...

*smiley - run to the Middle East*


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fords - number 1 all over heaven

I think I need to stop these hangovers somehow, they are such killers...!


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Mister Matty

Don't drink so much?


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toybox

Zagreb - I'm quite sure Fords asked for a *sensible* suggestion smiley - winkeye.

smiley - stout


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fords - number 1 all over heaven

A man after my own heart you are, Toy Box! smiley - cheers

Now here's a shocker - I was drinking last night and....I DIDN'T GET DRUNK.


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HappyDude

smiley - yikes ya not smiley - ill are ya smiley - huh


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fords - number 1 all over heaven

Nah - we ran out of drink smiley - tongueout


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HappyDude

that's just downright shameful smiley - erm


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fords - number 1 all over heaven

I know, I know...

But I'm going to have one hell of a house party soon though! smiley - biggrin


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Post 13

HappyDude

smiley - coolsmiley - cheers


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Post 14

Researcher 220282



smiley - yikes WOT no booze!!!!!! smiley - run


hope your well smiley - hug


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Event Horizon

You really should try the two drink rule. Drink one alcoholic drink of your choice, but then intersperse all subsequent drinks with a non alcoholic one. Works wonders for me, although I do frequently have to nip off to the bog. smiley - run


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Event Horizon

Oh yeah & smiley - hug


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Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Hmmm.. I still need to try my "Mexican Roulette" game that I got for Christmas last year. Maybe that would be a good thing to bring along to your house party, Tracey?smiley - smiley
We'd just need lots of drink, preferrably high potency drink. The game is developed with Tequila in mind, but I'm sure we could make do with Whisky, vodka, AfterShock, Sambucca or Absinth as well... smiley - biggrin


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fords - number 1 all over heaven

Now you're talking my language! smiley - biggrin

One game I always fancied playing was the Withnail & I game, but I'm not keen on drinking the old lighter fluid....smiley - yuk

Andy - you may well have something there with that theory! smiley - biggrin


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logicus tracticus philosophicus

smiley - biggrin i normaly find old lighter fluid goes better with a fresh blackcurrent juice,smiley - biggrin it tends to not mix so well with lemon or other citric fruits


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cozmonaut {now comes with the ability to work a microwave}

some of my friends seem to have no problem drinking lighter fluid..

two mates of mine, kev + steve, decided to try and 'fire breathe' (using lighters and lighter fluid) steve managed it, but gave up after a while, kev couldn't so gave up and just drank the lighter fluid.

what friends i have... smiley - winkeye


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