h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

THUUUUUUUUUD CRASH SMASHIAAAAAAN YOU IN HEAR OOOPS SORRY GUYS I ERM DID KNOW YOU WAS BUSY LOL
SO HOWS ME BRO AND ME SIS DOING THEN GREAT.NICE ROOM BRO .WHEN YOU COME UP HERE I WILL EXPLAIN HOW I CAN DO THE CRYSTAL AND MAGIC STUFF THERE JUST NOT ENOUGH ROOM ON HERE TO EXPLAIN IT BRO.
HAVE YOU GONE TO THE SMILY PAGE ?? NO WELLL CLICK ON ONE OF THESE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT THERE JUST USE THE CODES HAT LOOK LIKE YOU WOULD USE ON TXT MSGING
RIGHT I'M OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU BEAT ME UP FOR BREAKING YOUR DOOR LOL SEE YA OON GUYS SEND MY LOVE TO LEIGH AND THIS BYEEEEE

HIYA BRO LEIGH HERE XXXX thanks for the rose babes.
hope your getting excited about this coming friday I am having a great time we been
out a few times and done lots of chillin and you know I "LOVE" to chill lol
IAINS turn......Hi bro I look forward to hearing more bout
the crystals nd stuff when I come up
and hate to tell you this but...........
SWEEPS playing hell cause u broke down the door
so I shall leave the small window open next time!
BUT don't tell anyone cause might be robbed!!!!
Later bro Iain
byeeeeeeeeeeee all Leigh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HIYA GUYS
I'M SO GLAD YOYOUR CHILLED SIS ITS NICE TO SSE YOU BOTH SITING THERE READING THIS LOOKING ALL SMILY AND HAPPY
GUESS WHAT MY ERM PLANTS ARE SUPER STRONG MY HEAD IS GOING TO BE OF THIS PLANET MORE THAN NORMAL LOL
AND YEP WHER LOOKING FOWARD TO OUR DIRTY I MEAN LITTLE BREAK SHOULD BE FUN CAUSE I'M TAKING MY MEDICENE AND LOAADS OF IT TOO LOL
OOOOOOH SH!T...NOW SWEEP PUT DOWN THE CHAINSAW I'M SORRY I BUST YA CAT FLAP BUT I BROUGHT YOU SOME CAT NIP
THERE YA GO THEW SORRY BOUT AT BUT YOUR CATS TRYING TOO KILL ME
RIGHT I'M ALREADY MASHED SO I'M OF AGAIN SEE A GUYS
CRAIG

sweep here...... My master and that lady thing he
likes! are out HEEHEE HEEEEEEE!......do not mock the power of he cats......have you seen cats and dogs YET
it is not film it s a documentary you know...thoses dogs think they rule BUT I SWEEP-STUNTCAT know otherwise!!!!!!!!!!......
I have legions of kittens been trained in boot camps as we speak
they will be known as THE KUNG FOO KITTENS..and re trained to MY high standards and will be
fluent in 15 different languages...... so we can travel the world undetected
spreading our chaos and anarchy as we go....

We have just bought some tanks and will be using them as soon as I can work out how to drive the blooming things....and get my full driving licence cause the law says I have to
...........HUH I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF THE LAW! I JUST SHOW THEM "THE PAW"
anyway I must go look cute now the boss is due back.......
have good time canvey I hear they have many recruits mmmm I shall them and get them trained too.......
LATER
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CATS RULE!.........

HIYA SWWEP listen mate i'm with you every step man ive got three cats and there yours if you wish to train them
to realy sexy females for your harum and a black male (perfic for stelth black is!) but mate cats have already taken over the
world i mean look at it this way have you ever seen cat guard a building,have you ever seen a cat stick its nose in the mud sniffing
away,and have you ever seen a cat chase its tail the answer mate is NO cause you cats aint as stupid as those drool slobering tail chasing
muts your a cat you can just sleep all day in the warmth and all your master ask from you is a cuddle
so go get em mate i pledge my life to protecting you and all of you
laters sweep have fun oh yea that lady your masters with she's cool mate
craig
IAN BRO how you doing mate your cats realy cool mate
say hi leigh for and give her a sss from all of us
see ya mate
oh yea havent seen film yet but i'm hopeing to soon