h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Kirikugi!
Welcome to h2g2! I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox! (in mind(s) anyway!) H2G2 Is a really cool place to be! Have you discovered the smileys yet? If not, go here~~~>! Yes, really! Click on the smiley! It might take you there, It usually does!Also, try another link!~~~>http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A559523 It's by the person who Welcomed me! I know I'm being terribly lazy by not writing my own but I have no idea how to do it! I'm hopeless! The only reason I managed to do my own page is with the help of Little Miss Ford Prefect! There's a link on my page!
Now, a little about h2g2....
Become an ACE! It's fun, you get a flashy badge on your page and you get to welcome people! What more could you want?
Go through these links and you can volunteer to be anything you've ever wanted to be (on h2g2!)~~~>http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/volunteers
That's about all the info I need to arm you with for h2g2!
If you need more info then contact me! That's what ACE's are for!
Have fun in the Galaxy!
And also, have a PGGB!
Bye!
Zaphod

Hi, it's Kirikugi. You welcomed me with a message full of smilies and said I should become an ACE. So I did! Thanks!
Byyeeeeee!
-K

Hi it's Kirikugi and I'm a bit angry cos for some reason I just can't get to be an ace! Aargh! There that's better. I was just wondering how you get the title bars on personal space. (I'm new, remember!)
See ya around.
[Kirikugi casts a magic smell - uh - spell and scarpers leaving nothing but a memory...]

Hello again!!!!!
Firstly, my advice: To become an ACE, you must go to the ACE page( click on the badge on my page) and leave a message at the end saying 'please make me an ACE'! After a while they send a messge back saying congrats, u're an ACE! Simple as that!
Also, to get the tags on your page, you need guide ml! firstly you need to turn your page to guideml. This is done by clicking on the icon saying this. Then you really need to consult the guide ml help page to give you some tip and things to do with it!! It would take me an hour to write!
Anyway, My friend from leeds is in Cornwall with me so we is surfin a lot! Do you surf?!!! I broke one of my friends boards 2day!!! (I really hope that was a smiley! I have a habit of making up non existant smileys
Any way!
Gotta go!
Keep adventuring on h2g2!
Zaphod

Yes, I am now an ACE!
I hadn't heard in a while so I thought I'd say 'Hi!'
And i have never surfed in my life, nor do I intend to. I'd fall off. And I don't like seaweed. Uuurgh! *Shudder*
By the way, I've finished reading all the HitchHiker books and I am going to buy the tapes on the weekend. (My fave book was 'So long and thanks for all the Fish')
-K