h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh poo, I forgot I'd be censored if I used the 's' word for faeces. Well, you know what I meant in my previous entry, I imagine. Can one say 'crap' without being censored I wonder... it's a word which regularly crops up in the Simpsons, screened on BBC2 at 6pm. To me there's not much of gap between it and es aitch aye tea, but there we are, let's see if I fall between two stools...

fall between two stools?

i dont know why, but i thought i should show some admiration for such a subtle gag.

Why thank you Uncle Heavy; you obviously appreciate nice gags and scatology as much as I do.

i manfully tried to find somethign witty to reply to show that i too could make fabulous faecal puns, but sadly it is a feat beyond my limited gag powers...

Perhaps you're straining too hard; relax; take your mind off it; it'll come.

now thats gratuitious. clearly, your mind is in the gutter...

We're all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars (or whatever it was). Yes, yes Oscar, everyone knows that. Unfortunately, I'm in the gutter and I'm looking at the gutter. But, having just taken a squint at the title on your space, Uncle Heavy, I know I'm in good company.

actually, thats a quote from...er...homer. yes. homer. its dead erudite. ACTUALLY.

I wasn't doubting the erudition of your phrase, dear Uncle, and I'm sure the Greeks were full of it, togas billowing out behind them as they held forth: not for nothing was Socrates known as Wind Soc. Speaking for myself I find that releasing the bowels does clear the mind so.