h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So who do I hassle to get added to this here listy thingy-majig? I'm sure I'm eligible what with my being born and raised here, hailing from somewhere in the the vicinity of the grey granite metropolis that is Aberdeen and occasionally muttering "bloody sassenachs" under my breath at immigrants from Englandshire.

Do I pass? Am I in?

Hassle noted.

And updated

and welcomed.

I'm just glad I'm an immigrant for Irelandshire and therefore have thoroughly Scottish roots back somewhere up the family tree beyond where we've go to on the research.

I'm half-English. So there.

Oh, it's nice and active around here isn't it?

And I'm not anti-anyone, it's just one work colleague from Englandshire who works in my office and complains any time any one uses even the slightest of Scottish sounding words. Terribly sorry if I offended any of you lot, I didn't mean it.

Och, dinnae fash yersel quine. We dinnae stand oan ceremony here ye ken.

"And I'm not anti-anyone, it's just one work colleague from Englandshire who works in my office and complains any time any one uses even the slightest of Scottish sounding words. Terribly sorry if I offended any of you lot, I didn't mean it."

Oh, I wasn't offended. Don't worry.

i think its a bitty daft to be in scotland and get offended at people speaking scottish...... and you can tell him i said so

Everyone getting along then.

Braw!