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Interesting. I had never heard of this sport, so I approached this article with a scatological tittilation. The only sense in which I have heard the term 'Horseball' is in the sense of 'road apple'. The heading of my response was the punch line of a grammar school joke about a telephone number (pointless in these days where such numbers are all numeric) which raised screams of schoolboy laughter each time it was told - along with the response to the demand "say 'Mother, may I?'' and then spell 'cup'!". We were so easily amused back then...

Having just read your message, I suggest you try and get along to a game it is one of the fastest and most exciting sports today.
The injury rate unexpectly is virtually nil, I have been the Medic for the British Horseball Association for a year now and have yet to deal with an injury on the field which needed more than an ice pack for a bruise caused through play on the field.
If you want to know more please do not hesitate in contacting me
Des the Medic