h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I've written a new script for my next film called "The Size of Difference". I even attepmted to write it in proper script format. Although the primary word here I think is 'attempted'. It's about bullying, mainly because I couldn't think of anything else that wasn't about aliens or the supernatural or that was weird in some way or other. The only problem is that the cast it was written for decided they couldn't be bothered to turn up. They left me standing in the middle of the school corridor with a tripod and feeling like a right idiot ! I was understandably annoyed . Anyway I'm now having to modify the script for a new older and hopefully more mature cast because some of the dialogue doesn't really fit their age.