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Toodlepip and all that.

Ekki


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Researcher 178194

Thanx pal... I think I'll wlak around to see the establishment..


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get wlaking smiley - erm


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Researcher 178194

I'm on my way.. I'll wlak and wkla.. but any chance do you happen to know the knights that say Ni.. or Nee or something like that?


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Know them? I used to be one ... changed my name by deed-poll to the snappy incarnation you see before you now.


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Researcher 178194

I am impressed!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF THEM ? ...Do you happen to know by chance a certain king searching for some kind of a pot filled with some kind of liquid, probably to water some kind of swallows?


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African or European Swallow? Must be European as the African, I believe, is non-migratory.

I must correct you ... I'm not one of the Knights that say Ni, but I was once ... I've evolved ... we'll let it go this time!

smiley - cake?


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Researcher 178194

I thank you for you generocity, your gracious Ex-Knight of Ni. I'll keep that in mind. What's that piece of cake made from?


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Well, last week it was Apple and Blackberry with a hint of smiley - fish ... undecided as to this weeks ... I'll let you know though


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Researcher 178194

Could anyone find one or two Galactic Gargle Blasters here?


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We're fresh out of Old Janx Spirit I'm afraid ... expecting a delivery tomorrow ...


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