h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 well, i noticed no one has looked at my article, and i thought tea was a fascinating subject that everyone would want to read about...oh well, i guess i'll just have to write stuff you want to read, huh? maybe not...
trillian

Remember, the h2g2 guidelines say that this is not supposed to be a d.a. write-a-like site. So, why do you expect people to be interested in tea? Try the beer discussion instead. Didn't the story start with beer in the morning?

Trillian, are you out there somewhere? Can you hear me?

hi, this doesn't look like trillian 36272, but i promise, it is. i lost my internet connection and email and all of that, so i have been forced to invent a new identity in the guide. you probably don't believe me, i don't know if i believe me, but if you wanna talk about beer still (assuming you don't think i'm some raving psycho lunatic), this is the new-and-improved me U165131
trillian/jenn

yep, it's 36272 and 165131, the alter-egos, or something like that. i'm not exactly sure how it goes. anyway, well, i forgot what i was going to say in the first place. doesn't that just figure? don't answer that.
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jenn/trillian