h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah Lifson, I've been meaning to pop in since you contacted me some time ago. So, tell me, how are you holding up?

Hey there Lizardboy!

I'm holding up fine thanks. How's you? Here's that cup of . Fancy a ?

What are you getting up to on H2G2 nowadays then?

Thanks.

Ah, well I've been researching weaponry mostly. I have come up with some information regarding siege catapults and hope to create an interesting treatise on pistols.

So how's the computing going? I have started my coursework for Turbo Pascal now, and it is easier/harder than it looks (depending on the amount of sleep I got the previous night having nightmares about What would happen if all the world religions were right at once.)

That's what happens when you live in a cave.

Mmm, nice , I like the rasberry filling.

Weaponry? My family are all licenced shotgun and rifle-holders - so if you want any info on those, I'm sure I could lend a hand!!!

Computing's cool. Hard, because we're doing Java and I'm not very good at it - but Computing's always a laugh with our teacher!!! I had the briefest of brief looks at Turbo Pascal once. Seem's easy compared to Java - but still a hard slog in places as I understand it.

Re: religions being all right at once - here is an amusing thing I got e-mailed once...

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

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So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

...so there we go!

(s and all round)

LOL, that is cool.

Now tell me, will a rifle licence allow purchase of a M16 assault rifle and/or an AK47/74 Kalashnikov? And will a shotgun license give me the right to hold a Franchi PA3 or Remington 870? ANd will I be able to use them on unsuspecting members of the public?

So you're doing Java. Well, best of luck, I don't even understand portions of Turbo Pascal at times. Now, if you are one of them computer types like me (nerds), then presumably you are a computer games person. If so, what are your favourite games?