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Let's be offensive
Phil Rose esq Started conversation May 16, 2001
I'm interested in the concept of giving offence and in being offensive to those who deserve it and those who don't. So, if anyone would like to be horrible to me please go ahead and I'll knock your silly heads off. Go on, start!
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted May 17, 2001
I'm not sure if that's offensive really...I mean what if she was just being fashionable?? Then I'd be ,wouldn't I?!?!
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted May 17, 2001
It was supposed to say complimenting between that "then I'd be" and the "wouldn't I" and I've no idea why it didnt get posted with the rest of the message. If anyone sees the missing word...........oh forget it.
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Phil Rose esq Posted May 17, 2001
Any abuse aimed at my mother is as water off a ducks back as my mother is very annoying and any insults will simply be agreed with. Thank you!
Phil
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Phil Rose esq Posted May 17, 2001
Ha! Actually that's not true. They say A.T.F. which stands for Active Tactical Footwear and they're aimed much more at the police market.
So there you.
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted May 17, 2001
I would have said A.T.F. but I don't know how to spell tactical. AND DON'T YOU CALL ME YOU IN THAT TONE, YOU!!
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Phil Rose esq Posted May 18, 2001
Now now, why are you being so offensive? Oh yes. That's it, I remember now
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted May 18, 2001
Well I don't remember...can you give me a hint??.............is it bigger than a breadbox??
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Phil Rose esq Posted May 18, 2001
Are you never offline? Shouldn't you be helping your husband design the nice, crinkly bits round Norway?
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted May 18, 2001
I should probably take offense to that remark. Sadly, I can't, because if I do, it would mean you were right. I can't have EVERYONE knowing that I don't have a life ya know!!
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Phil Rose esq Posted May 18, 2001
Nya na nana na you don't have a life!
To quote Dumb and Dumber...'You are one pathetic loser...No offence'
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mrs. slartibartfast Posted May 19, 2001
No offense taken!! *hides as she sobs violently*
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Phil Rose esq Posted May 19, 2001
A ha ha ha He laughed evilly/in an evilesque manner
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Phil Rose esq Posted May 20, 2001
Mean, beastly, vicious, aggressive and hectoring even...but fair
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