h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Eating some toast. When Carrie moved out, she took the toaster, so we have to make toast in the oven for the time being and I think people that actually HAVE toasters should take up the toast-eatin' slack left by us two non-toaster-havers.

I had a toasted english muffin the other day, does that count?

Yes, only you have to check it off on your list so's we know. How else are we supposed to keep up?

*basks in the glow of a Kate appearance*

*shoves Spartus out of the prime basking spot and settles in*

Kate loves me, you know.

Oh yeah?! If she *really* did, she would've told you that you CAN check the checkbox, thereby making her eat toast 'cause there's a checkmark in there.

Okay, if you want honesty, she didn't tell me either. I just tried checking it last night and it worked.

English muffins count, Miz Kate

You can maker her eat TOAST?!? Ooo! That's got to be pretty cool. Like, if I make a thing that has a box in front of "Finish Grad School" and I make you come and click it, do you think it'll work?

I've always wondered about those 'English Muffins' cause they don't seem to have them over here... hmmmm.

Well, duh, Ant. If you watched commercials over here about ten years ago, you would obviously know that Mr. Thomas, the baker, moved from England and took his muffin recipe with him. I certainly believe everything I see on TV.

And I think Kate should have a 'win the lottery' checkbox.

Maybe I should make a "play the lottery" one first...

And quit hitting that checkbox, no wonder I've been gaining weight

Oh! So THAT's why...!