h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All is as it should be

*opens door*

Sorry i'm late. Anything happen then?

*boggles at the inset door in the sofa*

Wow, I didn't know...he said it was loaded, but...wow.

No, you haven't missed much yet. No one seems to be around. *drinks a lot of booze*

*also drinks a lot of booze*

You know, that's the great thing about alcohol. Even when you're alone it's like a party.



What?

Sounds like you go to the wrong sort of parties

Yeah, well you would know.

What me, I ain't been to a party in like ages

Is a like age similar to an ice age?