h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm very very sorry. Innapropriate behaviour. I'm sorry. Absolutely. I lost my head. Wasn't thinking.

I erased it all and I think it went completely unnoticed by the subject. Sorry sorry.

I should have brought it up elsewhere.

Sorry.

*tries to grovel thorougly*

WHAT did you DO?!

Hehe, I have no idea, but it just sounded like the right question, which, of course, will not be answered.

Oh, I think I know now. Ah, well.

I'm still thinking what I said...

But I shouldn't have said it at Kate's house. It was uncouth. Like bringin in mud and smearing it on the counter.

I'm really sorry.

Sorry sorry sorry sorry.

No hard feelings Krissy, I love you!

YAY!!

*does the "Kate still loves me" dance*

I love you too Kate.

...but please please please please NEVER say stuff like that about me again! Promise?

Love you really.

I never say stuff about you cept youre the best!

Aww. Stop it. I blushing...

No no...I told you...you funkeh!

*Gives Krissy a hug, even though he has no idea what she's on about*

Krissy, next sofabed i see for sale in London, it's yours, kid!

*hugs beetle back and laughs affectionatly*

Thanks, you!!

And I'll keep my eye out for killer futons!!

From the people who brought you "Killer Tomatos Eat Paris", it's:

Killer Futons Smother Dansk!

Coming soon on video!

OOO!! Is Dansk a handsome Sweedish body builder?? Can I be the "bounce back" girl who is just teaching him to love again, after his heart was broken by that fit, but ugly gymnast right before he cacks it???

I thought you were the fit but....

Um...

Sure, yeah, that's you. You are the "bounce back" girl. Yessir. You were born to roll with this on!

*runs away*

Born to roll with what on?? I wasn't aware that I would have to wear some sort of special apparatus. Not that I'm saying I won't. But I want to know what it is before I necessarily agree...you know what I'm saying?

You see, there is this somewhat used plastic suit, a little slimey, but i'm sure that will wash off....

...eventually.

Ohhhhh...roll around in slime then? Sure! Heck, I get asked to do that all the time.

"Ma'm, will you roll around in this slime for charity?"

"Sure!" *roll roll roll roll*

Like that.

well, as long as you aren't a disgruntled slime roller.

No no no. I AM however, a disgruntled kickboxer... which is a kickboxer with an attitude and an uzi.