h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I saw you! I tagged you! You're IT!

oh my bob!

Erm, uh, is it too late?

*runs out*

It's never too late.
Mwah-ha-ha!

well, I tagged Krissy, but she wasn't really online, so it's going to be a while.

I've been looking at a fascinating photo journal and I have a burning question: were the arches going bye-bye? Or being put up? If the latter, aren't the photos reversed? Or is my monitor upside down?

Nose!

Arches go bye-bye. Hatessss the archessss. Yessss. Yesss we do. Uh, did.

I have now tagged beetle.

It was good for him.

Yesssssssss....

Arches?

Well, you do have those FEET. I thought you could accessorize.

Um, exactly how did you know i was flat footed?

Well, I heard they touched the ground.

"Unnamed sources reveal..."

You've been smelling the onion again, haven't you?

What? Oh hang on. I have to go blow my nose.

*ducks out*

*quack*

*waddles around a bit*

I never go anywhere without becoming foul first.

Hah.

Double entendre THAT I tell you.

What a poultry joke. A-ha-ha.

A while ago, i was playing a kinder (a race of small humanoids in Dragonlance that are mostly theives) in a party that went into a dwarven floating tomb. In this tomb, there was a room, a banquet hall in which stood two tables. Adorning the tables were many different sweet smelling foods, laid out as a feast for the dead. However, since the dead were, in fact, quite dead and not likely to pop-in for a quick nosh, the food was made of jewels made to look and smell like food. My kinder, entranced by the sight, drifted over to one of the tables to examine a largs stugged turky. When we reached out to touch it, the cooked turkey gem took off and flew across the room flappind it's wings. The kinder pointed at it and said, "O my gods, it's a poultrygeist!"

*falls about*

LOL! Not everyone would go to so much trouble, b!

I wondering why my fingers wouldn't co-operate. I've never seen a stugged turkey.