h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mostly 'cause I can.

I have to drop in and C my C!

Thanks for playing my quiz. You just cheer everybody up!

Oh my, Krissy - I missed this for so long! I had stopped stopping by here since it took too long. Maybe the new servers will help.

Thanks for the quiz - it was sooo fun! The others are fun too, but yours was just perfect!

perfect like a spring day with ducklings?
aww

You KNOW it. Nothin's yummier than a spring day with ducklings in orange sauce.

makes note that introducing krissy to certain habitats may not do the native fauna populations too much good

*rushes in with popcorn to feed ducks*

Did I miss it? Are the duckies gone?

*Notices pot of orange sauce and changes gears*

Mmmmm, duck a l'orange!

hmm....
i'm requiring some research help here...
do duck steaks, put in the toaster, come out more appetizing than before they went in?

why yes, yes they do! But one must be careful to immerse the toaster in water whilst plugging it in - otherwise they come out too crispy.

i like my things crispy. i like that single wisp of black smoke that exumes when my things are finally crispy enough. i like living in fear that exume is not actually a word or that if it is i actually have no idea of it's meaning and use it with wild incorrectability every time

Exhume is what you do to a body when you dig it up. If you're lucky it stays dead.

I know this because.... I.. read... about it...

once.

sooooooo..you've dug up the body you then proceed with the EXHUMING or the process of digging is known as exhuming? i need to know this pretty soon to avoid my face completely cramping up as a result of my suspicious squinting

um, the body I exhummed - erm, you know, dug up - was not totally dead, but it didn't make it. And though that sounds suspicious it really wasn't. I mean, nobody caught me or anything.

until NOW!!!
*prepares various alleyways*

*stands by with paint to paint irridescent arrows directing our escape that only we will be able to see with our special irridescent sunglasses that also make us look kick-ass cool*

Krissy, oooh, I *love* those sunglasses. Can mine have a butterfly image on them?

And do you think we should put the body back? Or at least the parts we can still find?