h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You are just going to have to sell the kid. I know he's cute and all, but I'm afraid that we just need you around here, and there are more of us than there are of him. Plus, we have cool things like crowbars and paper clips.

Have some ice cream.

*** licking rainbow flavoured sherbert ice cream ***

Hi! Thanks for the ice cream! I just had "hugged" you on the Chat forum when it disappeared! (Listen, I'm a bit upset about that - it's like the Great Nothing from the Neverending Story).

Geez, he's pulling my arm and dragging me away now. I've been wondering about selling him - maybe I could get a good price on e-bay? Anyway, in the words of MacArthur, (or was it Arnold?) "I'll be back!"

C

*abandoning mint chocolate chip and tucking into rocky road* I would be carefull about ebay. I heard there are actually places on the net where other people lie, so you have to be sure you specifically ask for "real" money and not "monopoly" money.

A kid like that should bring an easy 15,000 on the market. I would advertise him "1 small child w/crayons". I would buy a child if he came with crayons. Crayola.

Thanks for the *hug* I'm actually feeling much better today. *WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!* Huge humungous mind-bendingly horrid crisis averted! We now return you to your regularly scheduled life!!!

*hugs C back*

well helllo there regularly scheduled life, you come here often? did it hurt when you fell from heaven? do you mind if i massage your sternum?